Ha-h'm, Hi everyone. Fudge, i leave my e mail for 5 days and i come back to 1023 e mails, mostly from sinister. Still, I've only got 243 to go...sigh. I tried to join a drama class today, and I was really determined. I got up at pure 9.00am (on a saturday!), and walked up there in the rain, and I was really excited at the thought of having something new to do. Then I got there, and they told me to go away because they were all full up. So I spent the day in the library reading about ships, and then went to burger king with my friend and got my face painted. But because I'm not 6, I looked like a drag queen. And my friend said that I wouldn't be able to go out without getting a beating. So I went to wash it off in the loo, and who came in but THE TWO COOLEST AND HARDEST GIRLS IN THE WHOLE SCHOOL! And me with my face painted like a bluddy purple and yellow bunny rabbit who's gone amock in a glittery bright pink and pee coloured eye make up factory. So I think i'll pretend I'm sick on monday. Someone told me to "f*ck off back to swap shop where you f*cking belong and get a f*cking decent hair cut" today. It probably wasn't best to point out that their socks were over their kappa bottoms. I let my friend hear belle and sebastian. I was kinda scared that she might like them, because I like to keep all my things special from her. In case she steals all my special things and makes them hers. She's like that. She said they were crap, and that Stuart M sounded like someone was giving him an enema. A spiked one. She got that phrase from me. Everyone seems to be breaking up with their boyfriends, and it's almost valentines day as well. Ok, well it's actually ages to valentines day but that's not the point. I might send a card to someone. The guy called Barry. Sorry that this mail is a bit crap. I don't think I should have let my mum give me cider. Jen xxx +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the undead Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail "sinister@missprint.org". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo@missprint.org". WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+