On Thu, Feb 28, 2002 at 03:57:27AM +0000, Laura Llew wrote:
Valentines! ****AND**** (if I read Sinister posts correctly) he has a girlfriend! This makes me more of a brazen hussy than everything else
In the interest of shameless self-promotion of virtue and availability, I'll simply point out that I had recently stopped dating someone I was infatuated with, making me a complete gentleman at the time, and eminently available now. Ladies, don't despair, Romeo is only running a little late, but his lips are covered in chocolate. I think it also frees you from being a brazy hussy, but if you'd like, we can refer to you in hushed tones as an "impudent strumpet", my favorite phrase for that sort of thing. And I didn't miss the bodily fluids *one bit*. Many thanks to Laura for the Dorothy Parker, et al. Regards, m. -- "and sticks and stones may break my bones but words will just finish me off yeh, near enough" -- The Sundays, Hideous Towns +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister@missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo@missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-+ Snipp snapp snut, sa var sagan slut! +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+