Dear chums and chumesses, Welcome to my post-nativity shindig, the Rip Van Winkle's Wrinkled Dinkle Pickling Party. Everyone's simply having a wonderful Christmas time! Sadly, the Radiohead boys have failed to turn up, but Motorhead are well represented, as usual. Philthy Animal is in the oven, on gas mark 6, basting himself with gallons and gallons of page three birds! Over in the corner, Tariq Aziz is busily smearing an enormous dildo with dubbin, his trademark spectacles steaming up in anticipation of bathroom devilment, no doubt! Meanwhile, I'm dilligently mixing a bucketful of fresh cod roe and trout sperm that Roger Daltry brought along to liven things up. Ha ha, I love that guy! He's in the kitchen having a "Dippity Doo" glottal stop contest with Bob Hoskins. They sound like a pair of acid-crazed troglodytes. Oh, I know, I know - any excuse! Lesley J wrote: petermiller, may i use your wonderful phrase "a beacon for the mentally unhinged" as the slogan of the wee world? i'm not really sure if that was meant as a compliment, Of course it was meant as a compliment. I've been trying to think of ways to get you a photo of the object of your desires wearing her school uniform, but the only idea I've come up with is to get photocopies done and send them. But I'm worried that the photocopy shop man will have me arrested immediately and thrown into prison. I'm sure I'll think of something. I'm disappointed that we didn't get a Christmas Day address from the Duke this year. No wonder the list is struggling to keep its head above water. I bet bloody Shalala got one. Turn again, Dick Whittington! Yesterday I went to the pictures and it was a film that probably won't trouble the vast majority of you, "The Miracle of P. Tinto", but I thought it was worth mentioning because I think it's the first time I've seen a film with someone having a wank on the bog in it. Soon there will be no boundaries left to push back. Unless good old Stuart Murdoch can find them. I wouldn't be at all surprised if the world ends soon, so he might as well unleash all he's got on the next LP. "as I walked through that hospital door..." Sister Disco +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list please mail "sinister@majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo@majordomo.net". For list archives and searching, list rules, FAQ, poor jokes etc, see http://www.majordomo.net/sinister +---+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" +---+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+