Slug wrote : * Saturday 28/11/98 14:48 Earls Court Stuart moves in for the kill and starts to sing "There's too many broken hearts in the world, There's too many dreams can be broken in two" Arrrgh! I'm gonna get you Evans! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Ouch !! Who'd be an International Pop Subbuteo Manager ? Kevan, it's all very well taking your frustrations out on me....again, but the truth behind your early exit in this years competition lies a lot closer to home. You may laugh, but you can learn a lot from the man who first took Showaddywaddy all the way in 1974. You got your strategy all wrong. We all know Stuart is an emotional character, and liable to get confused in the high stress pressure-pot situation that is extra-time in the third round of the IPS Tourne - we are also well aware of the bands tendency for cover versions. You should have been playing the hard calculated bitch that is Isobel Campbell on "Is It Wicked Not to Care?". You could have saved Struan for the next round. I stand by my client Jason Donovan as a totally adequate replacement for the injured Stuart, and offer the services of Alison Moyet as a sub for Sarah Martin for the NYC competition, should you be reinstated. Mr Donovan has also asked me to mention the fact that he hasn't yet been properly remunerated for his services and is not satisifed with his replacement slacks. Better luck next year. Adrian.x.x.x. +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list please mail "sinister@majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo@majordomo.net". For list archives and searching, list rules, FAQ, poor jokes etc, see http://www.majordomo.net/sinister +---+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" +---+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+