Hello, It's been a while, hehe. I've been a good boy recently, since starting my job on Monday I even slept before midnight most of the time and wakes up at 7am. Good grief, hence the inability to post loads to Sinister, that's why the grasp of tense in the sinister e-mails has improved greatly recently. The job I have is going quite well too, apart from me.... 1) realising that i left my keys inside the house as I closed the door in the morning for work (inc car keys), thus the normal 3 minutes drive to work became me running a mile to work and being twenty minutes late, fortunately no one really cared that I was late. 2) being asked to phone up customers, scary scary scary, esp since I knew absolutely nothing about the business. 3) The classic - Turned up in suit and tie on a "dress down" Friday. So yes, I'm a twat. Ok, post content draught time Well well well It would seem that it is a convenient time for me to start a job! For the reason that, since this week I'm away from sinister suddenly I find myself two offsprings! One young Pika who needs maintenance money and young Kara who wants a zebra! Hey, how comes I got all the Bills and none of the Thrills?? Will someone pay my Bills? Will someone pay my telephone Bills? Will someone pay my automobills? I don't think they do, well then just a kiss will do! *waits for kisses to come* And Alan Whyte! is my new hero, for actually listening to the Red Bull Dozers and liking them! Did any of you know you can download FREE TRACKS on http://www.cockscrew.com/rbd ? Thought not ;-), go there now! What's MORE! *faints* If the ever lovely Mandee Wright is not lying to me, she is going to have her OWN radio show on Monday and she is going to play a Red Bull Dozers track! *dies in excitement* and you can listen online at http://www.unco.edu/ksrx and her show will be on at 10-12 midnight America (Mountain Standard) time and 5-7am UK time. *still waiting* Talking of great tunes, a few months ago, I've copied all of the songs on "If you're feeling Sinister" into mp3 on my computer, so that I don't have to pop in the CD into drive to listen to the kickin' trax, and so, all 10 toons have just become minions on the mp3 program's playlist... A few nights ago, I couldn't sleep properly (still adjusting from never sleeping timezone to ooh sensible working person sleeping timezone), so I wanted some music on the background to help me sleep, and turning on the computer for that would be overkill, so I popped in "If you're feeling Sinister", cos it looked like it said "If you're feeling Insomnia" into the CD player. And I have discovered the BEST drifting off to sleep CD ever! It starts off with soothing trumpets, then soothing piano, then soothing harmonica, then soothing Sturan (ooh er), with the soothing lyrics! It even ends on "Judy and the dream of horses"! I can't remember whether I dreamt of any horses that night, but it certainly helped me sleep, maybe it'll help you sleep too, for those nights when you've drunk too many Red Bulls. Except, you can never drink too many Red Bulls :-) Red Bulls and Red Bulls Ken P.S.: The mysterious, yet nature loving, Ken Chu can be found at http://robster75.tripod.com/redpant4.jpg, but please don't look, good god :-) P.S.S.: Good God is a great phrase where the first word has an extra o than the second word, a little challenge for you all, if you can find five other phrases (that make sense) that has the same style (two words, one with an extra letter than the other but otherwise the same), the first answer wins a mix tape, and my mix tapes are GOOD, just ask Laura Llew :-), who by the way surely is preparing the announcement of me as the winner of the TRANSATLANTIC MIXTAPE CHALLENGE right now... +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister@missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo@missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+