Greetings fellow sinisterians (kinda like shakespearian only minus the shakespeare. Anyway, i've decided i like this better than sinisterines which for me has a kind of tangerine flavour and for some strange reason, tango advert associations. [Disturbingly, this has led me to picture you all as short, round, orange people and i'm scared that when i eventually do meet you, our conversations will be very short and hurried because of some deeep-seated worry i'll have that you'll all EXPLODE!! ]) Do none of you have anything better to do than sending me 247 e-mails about how soddin marvellous the new Air single is? I'm NOT going to say that you're all insane/ the single's shite/ utter arse/ drink !!/ girls' knickers!! ( Don't worry yankees - it's a glasto-thang). Oh no, at Honey Pie Paulie Poo's request i'm going to keep schtum. BUT i am going to say.......I DON'T BLOODY CARE how damned good they are - i never did - and after 247 emails, I still don't give a monkey's left arse. STOP SENDING ME AIR-MAIL!! For the love of god, STOP!!!.........Aaaaaaaaarrgh!!!!!!!!! [yep, "she's losing it"] (yeah, i know, i know - bad, baad jokes] And whoever it was who said that they thought there was a secret Virgin employee amongst us - i agree. There's definitely GOT to be a spy here, who i think we should find, and then castrate. Anyone wanna join me? Else own up you bastard. Anyway, I'm too hungry to find the culprit with a sick "sense of humour" now, so Au revoir mes cuties, Yaz xxxxxxxxxxxx ----------------------------------------------------------------------- . This message was brought to you by the Sinister mailing list. . To send to the list please mail "sinister@majordomo.net". . For subscribing, unsubscribing and other list information please see . http://www.majordomo.net/sinister . For questions about how the list works mail owner-sinister@majordomo.net . We're all happy bunnies humming happy bunny tunes. Aren't we? -----------------------------------------------------------------------