hi everyone! I come bearing news of the full-up nature of the bowlie double decker bus. I can't believe there was ever a time right there at the beginning when I thought to myself, self, it might be craziness to try to fill up an entire bus. but there are scads and scads of pro-bus people flying in from faraway lands and it didn't take long after all! I've got a waiting list going in case anybody drops out, give me a shout if you want to be on it. it's in the bus contract that we aren't supposed to hang banners off the side of the bus, boo hiss. I have also noticed it's in the contract that anyone who wants to sing robbie williams, billie, or britney spears songs on the bus has to use their inside voices. hey, I don't make the rules. oooooon, you are very strong for such a slight gal, and I'm very sad you won't be taking a break from swinging tigers by their tails to come to camber sands. I'd steal the answers to the math part of the entrance exam for you if I thought it would sway your decision. just because I like to sit in the front of the bus doesn't mean I'm not a bad seed, make no mistake. just yesterday I ate more than half of one of those self-serve chocolate cookies in tesco *before* I got to the checkout. call on me oon, I'm at your service. call on me oon, I need a consultation. nobody one the big lottery jackpot this week. if our numbers come up I'll be nick cage and you can be bridget fonda and we'll split the take. you all make me feel so spring has sprung. it's perfect weather to listen to chris montez, and now I can listen to that sixties god of alluring vocals and suave handclaps and watch tv at the same time, because for some crazy reason they're playing chris montez on that green giant broccoli commercial. I knew I could multitask by the end of this decade if I put my head to it. I don't want to give anyone the impression, however correct, that I watch too much television, but is anyone else in the uk traumatised by that oxo advert, the one where the couple are in the car having a flashback about some hot weekend they spent in preston? it's the flashback, she hands him the plate of chicken at the family dinner table and drools, "and michael...remember preston." cut to the present, back in the car with hubby driving and her lascivious query, "so what's on the menu tonight?" cue the big green highway sign pointing the way to preston, fade out with some porn trumpets. fluffy sarah, what the hell is going on in preston that you haven't been telling us? xopam +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the reborn Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail "sinister@majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo@majordomo.net". WWW: http://www.majordomo.net/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+