Blooming students, eh? They get back to university after the summer hols and immediately start posting. It's just not on. I want to go back to the old routine of checking my inbox and finding it empty all day long and being bored out of my brain. Bah! Marc Bloomfield piped up and said the last Lahndahn
picnic was top, if a bit wet, so here's hoping for some sort of indoor picnic-type thang, with more booze than you could shake a very large stick at. Anyone got any suggestions?
Get thee to Scalarama on Saturday. Details at http://www.scalarama.com From what I hear, Sinister will be rather well represented. Plus you get to choose between watching England against the Evil Germans or watching Baxendale. Decisions, decisions... I'll be wearing my disco belt and heels, of course. I'd like to thank Marty G for saying
dragging the other one off his barstool for a square go and everything.
because various people have been trying to convince me lately that there's no such thing as a Square Go. And I'd like to offer those people outside for a SQUARE GO right now. Grrr! I was cleaning my room the other evening (yes, really!), dusting the corners of the ceiling, when I discovered a nest of spiders! Bloody arachnids, they follow me around everywhere these days. There were lots of ickle ones crawling about a mass of cobwebs and Mummy and Daddy were guarding them. What to do? They were too high and too small to catch in a pint glass and whipping at them with my duster might make them fall down in my face - no thank you very much! The Flatmate suggested hoovering them up, but I thought that was a cruel idea, especially considering he's a hippie veggie boy, so I've left them there in their little webby creche and hopefully they'll scuttle off under the skirting board when they've grown up a bit. Or maybe they'll grow to the size of dinner plates and crawl into my mouth while I'm asleep and... euch! Pass the hoover... And finally, a poem: I eat my gruel from a PORRINGER Putting marmalade in makes it ORANGER Will that do? Sort of? Ish? Juicy Lucy __________________________________________________ Do You Yahoo!? Yahoo! Photos - 35mm Quality Prints, Now Get 15 Free! http://photos.yahoo.com/ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the undead Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister@missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo@missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "peculiarly deranged fanbase" "frighteningly named +-+ +-+ Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+