God, I'm bored. How I long for those happy hours spent at Prestwick airport. *sigh* So anyway, I thought I'd amuse myself by setting a wee competition, if I may be so bold. The prizes, firstly, are: 1. A promo CD of the Tindersticks/Isabella Rosselini song. 2. A small furry leprechaun fridge magnet which plays 'If you're Irish, come into the parlour' - a great favourite of my granny's after a whiskey or two - when you press his belly. Good or what, eh? These fine prizes shall be winging their way to the lady or gentleman who can provide me with the finest limerick. However, these limericks must contain as many as possible of the following Irish based terms: Bollix (rubbish or men's bits) Gooter (men's bits) Scobie (ruffian) Gee (ladies' bits) Shift (snog) Arse (bottom) Oxter (armpit) Now, I realise that these are all rude, but hey, there's been a general lack of list smut recently. My workmates and I shall diligently pick out the finest limerick and the prizes and list glory shall be yours. Please send yer rhymes to Jmoorkens@esat.ie <mailto:Jmoorkens@esat.ie> Cheery-bye. Joss +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list please mail "sinister@majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo@majordomo.net". For list archives and searching, list rules, FAQ, poor jokes etc, see http://www.majordomo.net/sinister +---+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" +---+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+