Hello children... How's things? I had a really shockingly dull exam called General Studies this morning. I hated it, they gave us sample exam papers a couple of weeks ago to practise and they were piss, but this morning they gave us difficult papers with difficult questions, Like what the fuck is "Utilitarianism". Christ. Bassists are great. Particularly Alex James. I'm not surprised Archel had a crush on him - he does cool basslines. I can play Girls and Boys! It's lots of fun. And Beetlebum, which isn't so much fun, but it's still cool. And REM are not shite. Well not completely. Their new song iss nice anyway and has a cool video (I watch too much MTV). The Beatles were very popular, and, let's face it apart from of a few of the Lennon songs they were pretty damn mediocre - not bad, but mediocre compared to the Velvet Underground, who rock. I wrote about them in my exam (there was an art section and I know nothing about art unless you count pop music, which I don't know much about either). The question was about styles of art, so I just wrote some drivel about experimental music...drugs and sex....pictures of bananas etc. I'm kind of in a band at the moment, it's called Penfold. I prefer to play bass but they've got me on rythm guitar (probably because their current bassist knows how sexy it makes him looks, but it's not fair - he doesn't need it he's already got a girlfriend (she's the drummer)). We don't have many songs but the bassist did one about lesbians - it's all about how great it would be to get stuck in a lift with lesbians. I can't remember the verse but the chorus goes: Going down and they're going down, Going down and they're going down, Going down and they're going down On each other.... And he sings like N'Sync on the verse but goes all poosailor indie rock in the chorus and then makes fake orgasm noises after the second verse. Well I find it amusing anyway.. I should just grow up. My B&S tickets are apparently in the post hurrah, I hope this strike doesn't poo them up. Byebye my love James "(i'm waiting for) the man" Thorniley "But she never lost her head, even when she was giving head - she says: `Hey babe, take a walk on the wild side' " --Lou Reed +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister@missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo@missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+