Laurel Lemming was not fair when she enticed us with the idea of her stroking it to the tigermilk album cover. No doubt we'll soon hear tales of other sinister hotties Shuffling the B&S Playing Cards, Five-Knuckles-Stylee. Or has Brian McNeill already done so? It doesn't do your back any good you know. -- Anyway yes after some bizaree twists and turns since my last e-mail I've managed to... 1. GET ON TV ============ which was quite nice! Yet sinister emailing goes on... It was tempting to say "It's not you it's me, but I've been on TV now so I'm unsubscribing innit besides you lot weren't used to be such scumbags but now you are innit". It seems the hip thing to do. I was on TV THREE TIMES, apparently, and each time looking like a prick trying to look out for the camera. 2. TRAVEL EUROPE ================ Yeah man! For the first time too! I was in Frankfurt, Germany for THIRTY MINUTES! Such thrill has only been experienced the first time I've been to paradise, and then find out that I've never been to me. What am I talking about. But yeah I enjoyed it so much I plan to go and visit again in two week's time! This time I might even swallow a Frankfurter whole. Hey! That's not a Frankfurter as in someone who is from Frankfurt, just the jumbo sausage. 3. END UP IN HONG KONG ====================== After being crammed on a plane full of hottt girls (and of course I was surrounded not by the hottt girls but by three horrid men Mr Farter-Warter to my front, Mr I-Like-Leaning-Excessively-to-the-Right to my left and Mr I-Love-Fiddling-With-the-flip-out-table-aggressively on the seat behind, they have very descriptive last names!!), I got there in the end! And wow it's been fun, so much fun that I can't even mention now but maybe reporting back later... -- HK SINISTERS So it just leaves me to ask if there are any other Hong Kong sinisters around and if you fancy a pint or two! Think a few of us (er 3 so far) are maybe going out on sunday... Ken _________________________________________________________________ Express yourself with cool emoticons http://messenger.msn.co.uk +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister@missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo@missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-+ Snipp snapp snut, sa var sagan slut! +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+