There is a wall made of glass panels in-between the place I sit and the boss' office, when the lights are off inside the office I can see my own reflection off the glass which would now work like a mirror. I looked just moments ago and I am just so in awe of my sheer sex appeal I thought I'd share. My hair looks very indie today, I think it's because I haven't washed it for a while, nor brushed it. If I start smoking now as well then I'd be right in there with miss maple, who expressed her love for such boys in her post the other day. I'm not sure about getting cancer just for the ability to pull though. Further down, my glasses have become very tight and it's been giving me a headache for a week now, and that is worrying because I don't recall anything unusual that happened to my glasses during this week, maybe they have just shrunk in the rain, or maybe my head just grew bigger. Speaking of growing bigger, and further down, the knobby bit of my tie has slipped rather loose and it's turned into the size of a small tomato, which means retightening is needed. My tie is nice today it's got a pattern of small butterflies all over but from a distance it's just patterns. A lot of people at the office have some really horrendous ties, especially the bosses, it seems. One was wearing a black tie with little orange blobs on it.. it wasn't nice. My shirt is a very vague baige colour, like, it's not white, but it's not exactly coloured either - it blends quite well with the colour of the keyboard and the mouse though. My belt is holding up my trousers very well, and the zipper on the trousers works, which always pleases me. On a pair of jeans I have the zipper keeps on slipping down, which was quite inconvenient, one time I was playing pool and I was winning against my friend, and this girl on the other table kept looking at me. There I was thinking that she liked my potting accuracy, and then I looked down and noticed that my jeans were flying low, so maybe she was more impressed with the positioning of my balls. My shoes are nice, it's a very nice one of those "walking shoes" which are less formal than proper shoes but yet still elegant enough to wear inside the office. The only blemish is a little bit of mud stain across the top when I cut across the grass the other day when I was late for work the other day. When I get that cleaned I'd be totally immacuate once again. A very sexy outfit, wouldn't you agree? I thought so anyway, I would have given myself a crush vote even, if I could give myself a crush vote, and if crush votes are allowed to be based on looks alone, rather than on the quality of the posts, as this one was shite. Sorry but I look so fine I just couldn't help it. Pheromones and Red Bulls Ken _________________________________________________________________ Chat with friends online, try MSN Messenger: http://messenger.msn.com +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister@missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo@missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-+ Snipp snapp snut, sa var sagan slut! +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+