HI everybody!! _Hi Dr. Nick!_ I'm back from my whirlwind adventure in DC. Looper was nice and the new Y2K song deserves to be a massive hit single and rule the world. i swear it would be possible. the hospitality and kindness of Christa and dan the man cannot be overestimated. Dc is really hot. i saw some joan of arc paintings. i ate tofu and hummus, i took tons of photos, i drooled over claudia gonson and met some sinister peeps like jennifer pulpbot, Eran and xavier the mystery man......sorry we missed you ! where did you get off to? Stephin merritt wasn't as scary as i feared, and the show was very laid back and nice and the Dudley guy was very sweet, he smiled at me during the show and then talked to us afterwards. i got a ton of new thrift store clothes, and some seven inches by team dresch and sleaterkinney for that dyke-core flavor. if i think of anything else interesting to say, i'll write it later. oh and i kept getting ogled by really disgusting men. all the cute indie girls in DC, and what luck i have!?? not one of *them* gave me a nasty glance. no it was all hairy fat guys with krusty the clown tattoos. i'm not fucking kidding on that one. it's an outrage that women can't pleasure themselves on film and be awarded the same celebrity as osme punk-ass boys. hey i'm going to jack off in an inanimate object, it's just as good as jacking off into a woman, i mean a twat with legs. yeah well i have issues. but i agree. i think masturbation should be taught in sex ed. Joycelyn Elders is like the BOMB. she kicks ass. that was like the best idea i ever heard. anyway. people are so threatened by female sexuality. it's okay to see as long as it's done for the voyeuristic impulses of men--we can have fake lesbians pretending to make out on the friggin TONIGHT SHOW!, but god forbid Ellen kiss another woman on her show,that would mean the women are in control of their own emotions, and we wouldn't want THAT would we!! that would just fuck with the whole status quo. i'm sorry i should really stop talking about it cos it makes me pretty angry. It's nice to see that our preteen idols nsync and backstreet boys are REAL MEN who enjoy exploiting financially blackmailed and abused women. i'm just so glad that they can promote the wholesome redblooded american ways of life for our god=fearing nation. http://www.theonion.com/onion3113/antidepress.html http://www.theonion.com/onion3301/divorcepoetry.html http://www.theonion.com/onion3523/hot_chick_psycho.html http://www.theonion.com/onion3001w/collage.html go to the onion. you know it's the right thing to do. with a kiss from me to you, LJ http://www.members.tripod.com/rebelstrange "Strong like a gorilla, yet soft and yielding like a NERF ball" SAVE MST3K!!!! http://www.mst3kinfo.com +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the reborn Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail "sinister@majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo@majordomo.net". WWW: http://www.majordomo.net/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "jelly-filled danishes" +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+