dear diary: well, it's been three weeks now, and that pus-filled blister is still taking up residence on my left testicle. i know i should go to the doctor, but i'm afraid he'd gas me and sodomize me while i was "in the land of tron". i'm thinking about writing in to the list about the snorks. i mean, c'mon, they were a complete rip-off of the smurfs except they lived underwater and they had hoses coming out of their head, and, oh yeah, i don't think they had a gay one like the smurfs did. but i don't want to clutter up the list with such bile. god, i sure hope someone doesn't write in about fraggle rock or something like that. that sort of crap is liable to bust my blister. good night diary. ______________________________________________________ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list please mail "sinister@majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo@majordomo.net". For list archives and searching, list rules, FAQ, poor jokes etc, see http://www.majordomo.net/sinister +---+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" +---+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+