'ow 'do sinister at this yuletide festival and all that jazz, Recent callers for an increased level of smut in these here tomes will be be delighted to hear that I got a grate STUFFING on Tuesday off a kind soul who lurks these very pages. In exchange for the stuffing they got a piece of my 'bird', then later in the afternoon, on the telly somebody asked for 'some more'! Disgraceful. Well it's only 3 days now till I'll be flying off to visit my legendary crush the blummin brilliant Rachel Fruitloop (as I'm sure you're sick of hearing). This is going to be the biggest and best adventure of my little life so far, and my belly is already a tumble dryer of hope, nerves, excitement, joy, fear and anticipation. I spoke to my dad on Christmas day and he asked if I was gonna join some kind of hippy cult (which sounds kinda fun, man), so I told him I was!! My little brother who has 'townie' tendancies (he has gucci shades and Craig David all over your boink records for fucks sake), recently had to fill in some consumer survey in a shopping precinct. For his favourite band he put B&S, so maybe he has a soul after all? Is that a horrible thing to say? Yeah probably. But he IS my little brother, so he deserves it. Git. Anyway, getting some bowling and drinking in on Saturday will, I'm sure be grrrrrrrrrrrrrrate!!! Have a dream for 2002. It might just come true. Byee Ben xxx _________________________________________________________________ Chat with friends online, try MSN Messenger: http://messenger.msn.com +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister@missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo@missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+