Piddles, gather round. Important developments of the last few days... 1. Adam Apparatus may inadvertently have discouraged certain "rowdy girls" from taking part in the sweet delicate pudding that is the body parts page. Let's please have none of that. Rowdy girls, do with your body parts as you like. Mr. Apparatus, I'll speak with you in the back office, please. Please. 2. The breasts are Kerry's, apparently. Let's all pretend we didn't hear her admission. I mean, what if you've been dreaming they belonged to someone else? What if you were hoping they belonged to Honey, or to the girl down the road, or to Mother Russia? I know of two people in particular who've laid down good money that they're Isobel's. And then Kerry comes along and let's it out...so to speak. Let's keep pretending the breasts belong to someone else. Dreams make life worth living. I learned that in a movie about American football. You can learn a lot from movies about American football. 3. Now that this Will Porter has achieved a sort of minor celebrity status among some of us, I think it's time we start applying some pressure. Time for Mr. Porter to follow the rules. It looks like he's mentioned his bottom in a recent post. Let me check my notes. Yes, that's right. His ass. And something about the pointed end of a cowboy boot. Well, technically speaking, only the ass falls under my purview here. So let's see to it. No content of any relevance here, really. Well, I mentioned Isobel, but... Does that really count? Um. Oh, I think the new box set is a dumb idea, and all the kids should boycott it. Say it with me... Oh nevermind. Damon Langerflitzen +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the undead Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail "sinister@missprint.org". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo@missprint.org". WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+