Loads of unjustifiably irrelevant crap follows. Am I sorry? I am not. Michele wrote:
You did neglect Samuel Pepys. He was an epic poster for awhile, remember?
Yeah, frankly I thought he was a bit of a wanker. He was always on-topic, apart when he was whining about some fire or other. I hope someone's buried his bloody diaries. And he definitely needed a haircut that time he came down the Poetry Caff Social.
Wasn't it him that always bid us goodnight in such a sweet, twee fashion?
No, you're thinking of Beatrix Potter, who learned all she knew about storytelling from Mistopher Chris Leonard's Little Struan stories. She's still on the digest, though. You should have seen the abuse she sent me after I joined in with the regrettably short-lived anti-rabbit thread. The language she used! Oooh!
Trying to shoot down Jefferson Dirigible, eh? You wanna step out back?
Um, if they're playing in here, then sure. Come now, Michele, everyone knows Jefferson Rickshaw were rubbish. Even they know they were rubbish. Why do you think they kept changing their name? I have eight words to say to you on the subject: we built this city on rock and roll.
Ah Tim, "feed your head."
I think I'll stick to feeding my face, if it's all the same to you.
and suddenly "Good Morning Little Schoolgirl" seemed so.... dirty.
'GMLS' is pure depravity. I saw footage of Dean Martin slurring his way through 'Thank Heaven For Little Girls' the other night and that was a bit flesh-crawly, too. Mr. Prefect Keith 'Wedgy' Watson:
I doubt it Ailsa, Tim's into Reggae music like Aswad and UB40, and
therefore knows nothing of the wonders of Bagpipes in Pop.
Ah Mr Watson, how little faith you have in me. Everyone knows that the greatest bagpipe-featuring pop song is 'Town With No Cheer' by Tom Waits. I may be stretching my definition of 'pop' slightly here, but I'm sure you'll forgive me just this once. I have been scouring my memory for an instance of bagpipes in reggae, but have come up with none (this certainly doesn't mean there are no reggae bagpipe records). The closest I've come is the bizarre genius reggae/country collaborations of Hawick wild man and sometime window cleaner 'Champion' Doug Veitch and London-based Ariwa Sounds dubmeister The Mad Professor. Listen hard to your copy of The Mad Professor's great 'Dub Me Crazy Pt. 5: Who Knows The Secret of The Master Tapes?' and you'll hear a trademark Doug Veitch Scottish country yodel. And a steel guitar. But no bagpipes. Shame. Oh, there was that Jesse Rae guy who released records on sometime reggae label On-U sound, and who dressed up in a kilt and waved a sword around and insisted that any of his records sold in England should have a sticker on them saying 'Import'. But I can't remember any bagpipes. I bet there were some though. What we need on Belle and Sebastian records is more yodelling. Jen said:
Cheese abounds, naturalment
Yes! More cheese on the list, please. I'd ask for a cheese thread, but that would sound too much like cheese string, and we all know how disgusting *that* is, right kids? A woman gave me some beer-flavoured cheese for christmas. Grandmother, I call her. It was quite pleasant but, to be honest, the cheese and the beer would have been better separately. I am well capable of mixing cheese and beer myself. In fact, I do little else. There is a fantastic cheese stall in London's oh-so-glamourous Berwick Street where you can find stupefyingly cheap out-of-date cheese which stinks and oozes just like a good cheese should. MMMMMmmmmmmm. I think that's where the Gallagher brothers were headed on the cover of that piss-stinking festering slab of dugong dung LP of theirs. Pair of arses on the cover. You know the one. Of course, there is always the opportunity to start a cheese-related crap B&S pun thread. You know, This Is Just a Modern Roquefort Song, Brie-ing Other People, that sort of thing. Just a thought. If I had a pet, I would name it Mixy. Short for Myxomatosis. Cheers Tim ______________________________________________________ Get Your Private, Free Email at http://www.hotmail.com +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the reborn Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail "sinister@majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo@majordomo.net". WWW: http://www.majordomo.net/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "jelly-filled danishes" +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+