sinister (favour request, read on) i dont have much time i have to get ready get groomed oh yeah it takes me at least four hours of carefully planned grooming to look like me alternatively and i wrote that yesterday and thought id just leave it but just so u know im not *that* vain it doesnt take me 4hrs to get ready although i did have to get groomed it wasnt a carefully planned grooming session though i went to see the divine comedy at the STVstudio for a 'boxed set' recording thats a tv show, u know i didnt (know) it was very good though except for having to stand for the whole thing (and not getting to go the goddamn pub afterwards coz snowflake 'wasnt in the mood, had sore feet, was tired....' even though i offered to pay for the taxi there and back and buy her a drink) so when it is aired u can all watch and see me standing up the back and ill tell u if being on tv makes up for the shortcomings of being born except i probably wont, coz if i ever see myself on tv, even if its hidden behind other people, ill die instantly i will coz ill realise how stoopid i do actually look oh well at the bus stop waiting to go home i saw the cutest boy but he didnt get on our bus me and snowflake were playing 'i spy'. i won!! so i started half singing at her saying i was grate and she was a LOSER so she punched me in the stomach so i crumpled up for about 3 seconds then started singing at her again yes people have been saying how they look so sinisterities in their local area can recognise them well, that made me think coz even if i did see someone sinister i hadnt met but i recognised as being sinister i wouldnt say anything id just stare for a while and probably follow/stalk them a bit i do that i dont want to be seen i dont know why but im going to go to glasgow or edinburgh on thursday bcoz i just goddamn well want to, right! so,eh.... could anyone else going that way wear a b&s t shirt or something or something to make me think ur sinister go on, ive not been able to follow/stalk anyone for about a year now coz my friends wont let me so this is me pleading PLEASE!!!!!!! go on, itll be oodles of fun!!!! ok mentioned was jedi a religion becoming wouldnt that be nice? no more arguments just whip out ur light saber and battle with the offending nasty bastard to the death slipknot: NO! right laura llew has got me wanting to make her a tape but im not going to for a number of reasons hmm ive never been on one of those tapey exchangey thingies what usually happens is them 'make me a tape of that would u? and ill make u one' me 'sure' and i do and then...nothing hmph. promises promises promises. its cool to hate so i have compiled a little list of things that i hate (not in any particular order) 1/ 2/ potatoes 2.5/ chips 3/ school diaries with shiny covers so u cant vandalise them with naughty words and lyrics 4/ £2 coins 5/ people who borrow ur pen and dont give it back/chew it up/use all the ink 6/ people that hate everything i like *just bcoz* i like it 7/ having sticky/clammy/too cold/too hot paws 8/ bad lyrics that think theyre good 9/ slipneds/neds 10/ reading when people write TWATTYBUS or even more FISHYCLAP. ooh, i hate that. for a number of reasons. one being that they, FISHYCLAP particularly, sounds like some very nasty form of nastiness in the nether regions. no one has my list crush vote anyway thats all from me oh great mercury, as late as u may be,will u wait for me? sweetie xox happy the man and happy he alone he who can call today his own he who secure within can say tomorrow do thy worst, for i have lived today +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister@missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo@missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+