Cher Sinister, it's amazing how bored one can get whilst plumbing through DODDS PARLIAMENTARY COMPANION. Now, if I were researching Members of the House of Lords that would be a THRILL and a HARF cos they list all the clubs they are members of EG BEEFSTEAK or GARRICKS and are funny - however the House of Commons chapsXoRs are all DULL and WORTHY. Oh, yet another one likes "reading". Lots of them like "jazz", whotevah that could be. Peter Mandelson likes "swimming" but Peter Temple-Morris (Leonminister - where the FLUMPS is that eh?) is more my kind of chap, liking as he does, WINE and FOOD num tasty eh? Speaking of which, I have developed an opinion about wine. Okay, one wine. Piat D'Or is GRIM. All wine which isn't Piat D'Or however is FINE!
Its cool what the effect of a stranger can have on you. Send someone off this list a random e mail. Go on. Just to them, tell them something.
Most of you lot are STRANGERS IN THE NIIIIIGHT (hem hem) to me, so I'd like to tell you that I bought a SOSAGE roll from Budgens B2 Express in Shepherds Bush at 2am on Saturday night after failing to get CHICKEN GRAVY from KFC. I had seen that rock band Life Without Buildings and I thort they were RUBBIDGE. They sounded nothing like Enola Gay by Orchestral Manouvres in the Dark so blurrgh and 10000 boos to them.
Any more takers for going out this weekend to the cinema?
Oh yes, I'd like to see GHOSTWORLD myself. HEY HEY! I found an MP who likes sheep dog trials! BUT STILL they do not beat the Noble Lord who listed CRAVATOLOGY as his interest. It's going on my CV, pop pickers!
Topics of conversation Ive never been able to participate in: Ted Hughes;
Ponce
Keats;
Ponce (GET IN THE BACK OF THE URN!)
Harry Potter novels;
Gr8!
Tiswas; Swap Shop;
Good point, leave that to the old FOAX
Ataris;
NOW WE GET TO THE GIST OF THINGS. I went to an exhibition at the Institute of Contemporary Arse (the bar is under new management and they seem to have more than HALVED their cocktail list, shame shame wherefore art the SINGAPORE SLING?) where there was a room full of COMPUTER ENTERTAINMENT including Amiga version of PANG (it is urgent and key that I get this), Spectrum version of JETPAC and the Intellivision. I enjoyed PONG on the Atari immensely yet I shunned Ataris attempt at new and modern technology IE the Jaguar. A pox on it I say. All you need to know about Ataris really is that Pong is really rather good and I need to get one. Where can one buy these items?
difference between speed garage and garage;
UK Garage = GUD, speed garage = DUD.
If you could ask a member of Belle and Sebastian any one question, what would it be?
What conditioner does Isobel Campbell use on that wuvvly hem hem hair of hers? Also, why do the lyrics to "Marx and Engels" not just say MARX AND ENGELS MARX AND ENGELS, surely communism = ROCK AND ROLL FUN and they could wear all red outfits and get some sponsorship from the White Stripes/MALBORO FAGS.
You can make up their answer for them, if you like.
Okay, "special stuff", "we have lorst the critical plot". I would prefer their answers though. Actually they'd probably be boring. Perhaps I'd ask them their favourite way to make hot chocolate also favourite make of chocolate bar. I haf become a fan of Green and Blacks GOLD chocolate despite it being mouldy and ORGANIC I think even VEGAN curses. Heh, new superhero alter: THE EVEN VEGAN.
And on that note, I shall depart.
Me too. I'm really rather bored, you know. Sarah (Pratts, Groucho). ===== Write to Stars de Luxe! http://www.egroups.com/group/starsdeluxe "luxe, calme, et volupte" __________________________________________________ Do You Yahoo!? Everything you'll ever need on one web page from News and Sport to Email and Music Charts http://uk.my.yahoo.com +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister@missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo@missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+