Hi I'm Ed Winchester, and you're watching BSTV Sports, brought to you in association with Hello Kitty. Breaking news yesterday, and a man who in his own words "don't understand the rules of the game" has been given the chance to prove himself at first division Wimbledon FC. Yes Stuart Murdoch is their new permanent first team manager. Fans and fans alike are asking is it mere coincidence that he took the job, and the impending move to Milton Keynes only when that rascal Ken Chu had moved out? We think not. In World Cup news, it could have been a brilliant Korea, had those loveably efficient Germans not done what their so darn good at doing. It seems like ages since I went to a sinister picnic. And now I've gone and left Primrose Hill behind for a while, but save some Flapjack for me Daplyn, y'hear? Until then I'll have to settle for going to the park here in Simi Valley CA with Rachel - a Simister Picnic if you will, and I know that'll be pretty good too. I think I'm talking to myself now so I'll leave you with the gentle strains of the Maverick's with their number one hit, Wandering Alone. I'm off to grab some sweaty crotches, sugar. toodle-oo Ben xXx _________________________________________________________________ Chat with friends online, try MSN Messenger: http://messenger.msn.com +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister@missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo@missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-+ Snipp snapp snut, sa var sagan slut! +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+