Dearest Sinister, Despite the fact that it's only ink polaroid day for another 10 minutes here, and that the keyboard I'm typing on has a malfunctioning space bar, I still am going to take part in Ink Polaroid Day! So without further ado, here I go. **It's cold, probably 33 degrees, the sky is the dark shade of grey that it typically is in Maryland during the month of Janurary, and it's raining on me. A raindrop spattered Kamel Red Light hangs from my mouth, and my glasses are in dire need of a good drying off. The look on my face says one thing, and one thing only..."Sean, you silly boy, how could you leave the umbrella next to the front door??" Oh well, fortunately Tydings Hall is only a few yards away.** **The sky is uncharacteristically blue for this time of year, especially given the weather we've had here as of late. I sit in my well worn old car, with Kristina in the passanger seat. I'm wearing brown corduroys, the white short-sleeved collared shirt I had procured the day earlier, and pedals of the car are being worked by a pair of red and white trainers. Speeding past the windows are rolling hills, and quaint farms in the distance. We are approaching the mountains, and the look of laughter is on our faces as we are discussing the fabled Hello Kitty vibrator. All seems well in the world, needless to say.** **It's a brisk day, and I've happily found myself in the passanger seat, which is incedentally on the side I am accustomed to driving on, of a very handsome and noteworthy automobile. Yes indeed, Max. We are driving to get some coffee, and I'm enjoying lovely stories of Glasgow. In the lower corner of the picture one can see me going for the non-existant brake pedal with my right foot, as I'm quite used to having to do so quite frequently when sitting on this side of a car. You can also see the look of amusement on my face that is a result of having tried to press a pedal that is not there. However if you didn't look closely, you might not ever know just what I found so funny.** Phew, I did it, and with 3 whole minutes to spare. I am ever the procrastinator! Well, I should wrap this up quickly so it's still being sent on the right day. Before I go I just want to give a *HUGE* public thank you to the people who sent me gifts for the sinister xmas gift exchange...they all were wonderful and truly lit up my holidays. In fact, I'm using one of my Bowling coasters right this very instant! Well, I'm just barely making it, so off this goes! Sleep well fair Sinister. Love and Procrastination, Sean P.S. - Ulla, Ritva, and Dimitra, I will send you emails this week. :) _________________________________________________________________ Add photos to your messages with MSN 8. Get 2 months FREE*. http://join.msn.com/?page=features/featuredemail +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister@missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo@missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-+ Snipp snapp snut, sa var sagan slut! +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+