Lots and lots of very true things, including... I thought Julie B was rather on-point there actually. She's not saying you can't enjoy it, she's saying don't try to understand it, don't pick it apart and poke at it. Most of my pop dreams were over by the end of Primary School - my friends all decided they liked Nivarana and Guns and Roses because their sweaty sisters did, so it was byebye TakeThat wristbands, Hello Skull Bandana. But I'm actually totally agreeing with this here. I'm not disagreeing with
This is gonna be shorter than the instrumental section of a melt banana song, 'cos I posted, like, six posts ago, but I have internet access only this hour in the next three days, my mum had a major schitz-out and stole my keyboard, and now refuses to return it. So, yeah. [Erotic Erica] the sentiment, if it is indeed what you say it is and not "leave shiny, fluffy music in the territory of teenagers" as in "Don't just not take it apart but infact actively shun it". What I'm objecting to is the use of the word "teenagers". The last chart pop band I liked before my D&C ephiphany were Alisha's Attic, I must have been, what, 12? From there it was Pulp, then B&S, then Mogwai and so on... I'd think it'd be the same for most people here. How many people have never told their friends that they hate Destiny's Child/The Spice Girls/Alisha's Attic/Whatever else that's pop and fantastic and number one when they were 13-19? I bet even BaxendTim did it at somepoint. By teenagers, Burchill means eight to thirteen year olds, and that's what so offends me. Also... amihotornot.com totally changes your world view, doesn't it? Don't you find yourself looking at all your friends, and trying to imagine how thousands of horny 13-year-old boys would rate them out of ten? I do, and it's tragic, I need some more attractive friends. Was it Steven Kado who said "something... corridors... something... Me: 10, Chan Marshall from Cat Power: 9, everyone else: -47624."? I will feel stupid if it wasn't. I had the most insane conversation today with the girlfriend of one of my ugly mates, which went: Her - What's that on your blazer? Me - It's a Belle & Sebastian sew-on patch... Her - Ah, right, Belle & Sebastian, cool... *Looks at my other badges* Oh my god, Daphne and Celeste, that's SO COOL! Can I borrow that? Pwease? Me - Naaah, but you can have this official D&C fanclub stick-on tattoo... *I remove from bag, give to her* Her - *Runs to bathroom, applies tattoo to cheek, returns* Yeah, I LOVE Daphne & Celeste, I threw bottles at them at Reading! And my boyfriend's tall, so he could actually hit them! It was SO COOL! They rocked! Truth is indeed stanger than fiction. This is the only explanation for the fact that my grandfather's just called me accross the house on the special emergency chiming machine to tell me to go and check that my father remembered to bring him a banana. I mean, surely he'd know? With all this talk of family relations, this is becoming a Pauline L. Shivers post, hmmm, where is she lately? And whatever happened to Andreas Johnson, whom I have been repeatedly told I look like the nonexistant younger brother of? Or the peccadiloes, whose 'Caught on Venus' album was quite good, in a kind of Buzzcocks + Electro Squishy Noises way? With these questions I depart. ---------- Go! Roku! sEven! eiGht! (See, he even speaks Japanese) +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the undead Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister@missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo@missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "peculiarly deranged fanbase" "frighteningly named +-+ +-+ Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+