Ahoy-hoy? It's supposed to snow to-morrow. It's cloudy now, but it was a terribly pretty night: cold and clear, a perfect night for a long walk; the moon wasn't quite full yet, but through teary eyes it almost seemed that way. Hmm. I need to work on that spontaneous crying thing. I need to get "hard". Any advice? It's a shame, though, as when I did my last bit of clothes-shopping, I was banking on global warming coming quickly enough (a spurious bit of logic designed to fritter away money on books full of recipes I'll never dare attempt), so I've got nary a bit of wooly clothing suitable for making snow-angels, which I've not done in years. That's as I don't have a lawn, but I'm determined to find a bit of park whiteness to wade through to-morrow morning, to get promptly soaked, and to *never* shake this sniffle I've got. Kickball, for whomever asked, is just like baseball except it's played with a large red rubber or foam ball (or a slightly deflated football if it's handy), and you kick it in lieu of swinging a bat. The way we played it as kids, though, was that instead of needing to use the ball to directly conduct your negative energy to the base-runner, you could lob it at him to get him 'out'. The trouble with that was that the people who, I presume (I've since moved far, far away) turned into the sort of people who made Woodstock '99 such fun, decided that the game was only fun when they were heaving the ball at somebody's head--it didn't matter whose. They would miss more often than not, and the ball would fly into the outfield, and the score would be so high that it wouldn't matter anymore, 'cos it wasn't about who could kick the ball, but who wasn't clever enough to get out of the way. Which was, too often, me. But I grew up to getting spitballs thrown at me, and then, eventually, rocks and lacrosse balls. And that was *before* the assumptive homophobia entered.. I turned on VH-1's "The List" (which, for those of you that aren't familiar with it, is a loosely arranged group of quasi-celebrities from television, film, and music who debated the greatest something-or other in the history of music, but from a quasi-defined, VH-1 friendly standpoint, all to be ultimately subjected to the discerning insight of VH-1 viewers)--tonight they were going over the greatest singer/songwriter; I nearly retched when they axed Ray Davies from the list (not necessarily 'cos I'm a huge Kinks fan, but 'cos he was the most out-of the way of the list besides Barry Manilow... and although I love Mandy and Copa Cabana as much as I'm sure everybody else in the world does, my knowledge of his work is thus confined). There is a point... I was absolutely swooning over this boy on the show in a leather jacket whose name turned out to be Jason Falkland... and I think I read somewhere that he's currently playing guitar in Air's travelling band. I'm sure he must have done something else to merit his stand on the show with two people from Ally McBeal and the Pink Power Ranger, but I dunno what. So, please, I beg of all of you wonderful people, if you've got anything nice to say about him, would you e-mail me it? I've a feeling I'll need some positive opinion to reinforce my memories of what will most likely be a series of relatively naughty dreams about him (which will most likely involve peach-flavoured tea and apple-and-cheese sandwiches consumed from striped cushions while XTC plays in the background..). And I would like to echo Jim's condolences to anybody who's obligated to work with the rabble. Unless of course one's in a such a spot where one's got a deucedly charming old man standing behind oneself, singing into one's ear charming French children's songs, such that one not only forgets the immediate joy of difficult labour in the name of a good cause, but that one also forgets the lingering resentment over having to get up at 5 in the morning over holidays to work for several hours for nothing tangible but the uncomfortable situation of picking at a salad one doesn't want to eat as one tossed it by sticking one's arms in it up to the shoulders (the aversion is expected to be stronger if one has particularly long arms) hours earlier, while constantly reliving the sight and smell of USDA Grade-A beef being taken out of government-issue tins (which, for those who have never experienced it first-hand, is probably a topic for an entirely different post on an assuredly different list). 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