I knew that headscarf must have had a secret dirty
reason. Was it to hide Stuarts semen after he wanked in her hair?
Thank you for this, Kipper, it was the highlight of my life so far. But only because I wasn't at that U2 and Ash gig where Bono made Gerry Adams and Frank "it's a cracker" Carson hold their hands up over his head like in a boxing match with two winners. Of course it wasn't Gerry Adams and Frank Carson, it was David Trimble and John Hume. I think. You must remember it, it was on the news and everything. It's a little known fact that David Trimble wanted to wear his Orangemen's outfit for the occasion, but Bono dissuaded him. "But you always dressed up as a tomato on your "Pop" world tour!" cried Trimble. "Look, if you promise not to wear your Orangemen's outfit tonight, I promise to dress normally (apart from some orange sunglasses) from now on" replied the quick-thinking Bono. And that is how U2 went normal again *and* made a major contribution to the peace process. Isn't it ironic that U2 shoud be fiddling about with their mobile phones on the cover of their new album, yet when their first album came out they had to use walkie-talkies? Innit? "Legal Man" was at number one in the prestigious Offbeat top ten of 2000. Hurrah! It is my ambition to go to Offbeat. Elenita99 mistakenly gave the impression that I was going to go to a bloody Hefner gig. I'm not. But it has been raining. Raining like the very devil. And I am looking forward to sampling Maria's fantastic cooking. I'm going to eat so much that Hefner will be out of the question. That Darren looks like he could do with a good square meal. Has anyone invited him? Jordi is both tall and cute, especially when he's wearing his Gentle Waves "nudie woman" badge. He is so tall that the badge on his lapel is at about eye level for me, thus causing all kinds of hormonal discomfort. I didn't know Elenita99 was leaving us :-( That Merle Haggard/The Pinefox sticker in full: "I wonder, from where comes this newfound creativity...He's the old The Pinefox, and yet he's grown. On these songs he flourishes." -Johnny Cash "It's great to hear The Pinefox in a very intimate recording and in such fantastic voice. This is a great record." - Elvis Costello "Why was the Avon lady happy? Because The Pine foxed her!" - Frank "it's a cracker" Carson I think perhpas B&S, whether by accident or design, are going to do a REM, whereby they don't tour after every record, they tour after every third record, thus giving themselves a wide range of new songs to choose from. And bear in mind that any future concerts are going to have to be without brontosaurus bassman Stuart David, the rock upon which B&S have always built their musical foundation. Merle Haggard has got his name Tipp-Exed along the fretboard of his guitar. Has he got a Tipp-Ex roadie? Peter +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the undead Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister@missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo@missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "peculiarly deranged fanbase" "frighteningly named +-+ +-+ Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+