hello folks IMMATURE sorry if i upset anyone by making light of what is obviously a serious subject. WASHING MACHINES masturbation - male or female - if you want to talk about it, talk about it. if you want to do it, do it. unless you are male and a devout catholic in which case every sperm is sacred and it's a sin. i have no idea what the church's view of female masturbation is, but who cares? i know girls who quite openly discuss the relative merits of fingers and "appliances" without embarassment - and "appliances" is quite a wide ranging term in this case (do you prefer the steady rhythm of the tumble drier or the suspense of waiting for the fast spin?) KANGAROOS teaching female masturbation in school? is there not the danger that it would deprive girls of the pleasure of "self discovery"? they should definitely teach female masturbation to boys though. sex education is shit, moving swiftly along from the basic scientific facts and the need for contraception to pictures of kangaroo embryos. kangaroos? what's that all about? just imagine how much better the world be if they actually taught you something useful like how to be *good* at it. i mean *really* good at it, like me. SPROG talking of things australian, which i wasn't really, someone said sprog. doesn't that mean something else there? an australian friend of mine was very surprised when, during his wedding reception, he was asked if he was planning to have a sprog. ALL TOMORROWS PARTIES i shall, of course, not be peering through any windows at camber sands, nor shall i be doing anything worth peering at. kevan fat slug *********************************** chickclick.com http://www.chickclick.com girl sites that don't fake it. http://www.chickmail.com sign up for your free email. *********************************** +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the reborn Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail "sinister@majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo@majordomo.net". WWW: http://www.majordomo.net/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "jelly-filled danishes" +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+