Well since everyone's enjoying the picnic / drinking session down in London at the moment, and I'm stuck here revising (or at least attempting to revise), I thought I'd take an hour off to hold my own pretend picnic. So I dug out a plastic plate which hasn't been eaten off (or cleaned) since last summer. I then ate some plain bread rolls, followed by some cheese slices on their own, because noone remembered to bring a knife. After that I had a Scotch Egg and some potato salad (of course noone would ever dream of eating either except at a picnic). It was at round about this time that the first major argument occurred between me and my parents. At this point I realised that it wasn't nearly realistic enough, so I finished my food whilst sitting next to a wasps' nest. At this point, 5 people complained that they hadn't had enough food and were still hungry; and everyone else packed away all the uneaten food which noone liked. Next, I stood under the shower for 20 minutes, wearing sunglasses, saying "It's OK, there's no need to move, the rain's easing off now" every 30 seconds. It was at round about this time that the fifth major argument occurred between me and my parents. Eventually I packed it all up, pausing for a brief moment to wonder how there was more stuff left than there was at the start, and why I bothered taking a frisbee which never got used all day. Tomorrow morning I will wake up and wonder how I managed to get sunburnt, despite the fact that the sun didn't come out all day. All in all, it was a fine day. I must do it again sometime. Stuart G ----------------------------------------------------------------------- . This message was brought to you by the Sinister mailing list. . To send to the list please mail "sinister@majordomo.net". . For subscribing, unsubscribing and other list information please see . http://www.majordomo.net/sinister . For questions about how the list works mail owner-sinister@majordomo.net . Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa -----------------------------------------------------------------------