SOME CALL IT SEX, I CALL IT 'HANDS FREE MASTURBATION' I have given birth, and I have a child. It shall be known as The Child OF Fosterstein, all I need now is a bride, more of that later. My baby, my beautiful creation, my magic moment given in a twinkling of an eye (Just like Wizbit) is waiting for you to pull funny faces at and go "wibble wobble wible wobble" as the petrified cub bawls for it parent. But I am from a school of thought that believes in throwing children in at the deep end (Not literally, that would be infanticide and therefore a punishable offence not to mention a social taboo and party killer) but it will cope as it has been designed to. Communication is possible via http://members.tripod.co.uk/wpwe from there all your dreams will come to fruition, we have everything, all the colours of the rainbow. Don't tell your parents, leave tonight. We have candy floss, ale, cigars and the biggest rollercoaster you've ever seen all the cakes you could ever possibly wish for. So come on, jump on the wagon, the band wagon and we'll take you away, you'll never feel pain again. No one will ever tell you what to do, no arguments no bigger brothers and sisters. Come on, jump in. WHEN YOU WISH UPON A STAR Don't worry, follow the above star and you'll find B&S content, sort of. Oh and Hefner, just go to the music. DISCLAIMER I do not accept any responsibilty for this! +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the reborn Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail "sinister@majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo@majordomo.net". WWW: http://www.majordomo.net/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "jelly-filled danishes" +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+