With apologies to momus for stealing his idea, and with apologies to the nice ones out there - im sure there are some of you. Bye Idiots, fakers, pseueds and baboons I met them on the sinister list Folks that make me throw up my chips I'm so sorry you exist Tommy Twee found the holy grail a jad fair 7 inch, sent by air mail he attached a kitten sticker to his school satchel in an attempt to gain favour with Stephen Pastel Lisa Lame was secretly fond of Oasis but thats not allowed, so she dropped them like a stone and even when she was having nighly drug fuelled orgies she still posted that she was virginal, sad, and alone Ian Indie met his bride to be being foppish on the sinister list though she had been royally rodgered she said coyly " im 21, and never been kissed" Floppy Fringed Fred loves Heavenly and Sarah product spends his summer snorting cocaine and being fucked Sad Sarah loves the Delgadod and Arab Strap she bakes them belgian buns, and all of that crap The sinister list, the sinisster list So sorry that you exist on the sinister list The sinister list, the sinister list fuck off with your bloody sinister list Alice Anal and Billy Boring like feeding kittens in snow park the bmw in a safe place and cycle to the Snow Patrol Show Fatuous Frank admires Fergus from Uresei Yatsura gazes lovingly at his fanzine on Camera Obscura He insists hes hardcore vegan , at the 13th Note 'and dines nightly on the gizzard of freshly slaughtered goat Susannah Grossman, one of sinisters 2 gems along with Tara Nicole , 2 bright hopes for us all they are charming and honest and lovely and sweet and are simply themselves, thats all CB likes creeping Bent, and looking at buses point out he has a car, and he swears and he fusses he says " im cool and i saw gregorys Girl once, Isobel would love me, ive got a bit of a hunch" Private School Stans dad owns his own oil tanker, when 30, he'll be a fascist Telegraph reading merchant banker but instead he stands coyly in Byres Rd John Smiths flicks through peruvian imports of mogwai and Bis The sinister list, the sinister list yor soul will freeze on the sinister list the sinister list, the sinister list bollocks to the lot of you, on the sinister list +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the reborn Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail "sinister@majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo@majordomo.net". WWW: http://www.majordomo.net/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "jelly-filled danishes" +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+