Hello everyone. It's been really quiet on here lately. Has anyone else noticed? I used to open my emails almost every night and get 8 or 10 in my inbox. Recently it's been about 3. Lurking is the new lurking, after a brief manic of everyone posting and no mistake. Some little vagabond kicked my back door in last week whilst I was at the piccys watching Spiderman (not bad, but don't expect anything too taxing). The scoundrel hotfooted it away with my playstation and my shiny new mobile. That means I'm now on my third phone in 2 weeks, after my first one went for a swim in a very hot cup of tea, and subsequently became a bit poorly. I get paid tomorrow and I can't wait. It's crap being skint. I can finally get poor Scooby the goldfish some food, after he's been forced to live off of left over pasta, creme eggs and tomato soup. I've got my eye on a rather cool t-shirt too and I'll pick up some peanuts for my bird feeder in the back yard. I should call it a sparrow feeder really because that's all I've ever seen at it. Oh, well, sparrows need feeding too. It can't be much fun for the poor little sods. They never get to reel around their front room to "The Boy With The Arab Strap" half pissed do they? Or do they? He was called Scooby before Storytelling too before anyone says anything. I'm thinking of launching a legal action (um.) Ho Hum, sorry it's a bit boring. That's what being skint will do for you. Before I post again I promise to discover a new colour, have a number one record about a penguin and successfully bring the mammoth back from extinction. Does everyone on here look forward to Idleberry's posts? I know I do. I think we should elect her El Presidente and build her a palace and/or a big bronze statue. What do you think? Leader. Leader. Leader. Take care and enjoy Glasto if you're going. Loads of Love Dean XX "As a gale on the mountainside bends the oak tree I am rocked by my love" Sappho __________________________________________________ Do You Yahoo!? Everything you'll ever need on one web page from News and Sport to Email and Music Charts http://uk.my.yahoo.com +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister@missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo@missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-+ Snipp snapp snut, sa var sagan slut! +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+