Glasgow, SCOTLAND (SK)--Cellist for the Brit Award winning band Belle and Sebastian, Isobel Campbell, has been found wandering in the highlands. Her abduction a few months earlier had been blamed on squirrel nationlists upset at her portrayal of woodland life on her album as the Gentle Waves. Her absence had not been remarked upon by friends or bandmates as they thought 'she was having a mood'. Irish American hybrid Elle Zober noticed the departure from the Northwestern US. She alerted the British pop media which gained the interest of former Spice Girl and UN Goodwill Ambasador Geri Halliwell. Geri: "All pop divas must stick together. Diva Power, y'know?'. Friends and neighbors of Ms Zober were shocked and delighted at her friendship and involvement with the band as she had never mentioned it to them before. Geri rallied All Saints, Cher, Celine, etc. to form a raiding party; Isobel was located gnawing on bark somewhere near Dundee. Geri is also releasing a benefit single entitled 'Girls and Squirrels and Girl Squirrels', apparently a frisky Latin number. Stolen Kisses http://stolenkisses.tripod.com 'We are reasonably young.' +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the reborn Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail "sinister@majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo@majordomo.net". WWW: http://www.majordomo.net/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+