Hello all you fine figures, There have been alot of posts pretty much concerning nothing of great importance lately, so I'll add to them. ****************** I just discovered today that a best friend of mine used to live next door to Mel Gibson...the REAL Mel. I don't know why I didn't find this out until today, I mean it's pretty big-exciting-hunkey-dorey news. Anyway, apparantly he worked really hard to get into acting, it didn't just fall into his lap like you hear about. His wife payed for him to go to NIDA (an acting college) and he went to audition ofter audition after crappy audition until he finally worked his way up the acting ladder. And now he's rich and famous with about 9 kids or something. It makes me wonder what I'll do with my life- definately not acting though. I've always wanted to do medicine, but now I think I could just settle for being a nurse or a paramedic. It will be cheaper and shorter study wise. I think I've had enough of studying for the moment. I'm in year 12 (final year) of school, and there is only two months of school left. I have come to the conclusion that although I was once good at maths, I now officially suck. I do think it is possible that I am the worst mathematician on this list. I probably shouldn't have chosen to do it in my final year... I don't dwell on what I don't enjoy though, there are many other good things in life to think about- such as music. Tommorrow night I am seeing a band perform. The band is a far out Australian band called 'Machine Gun Fellatio.' I have seen them twice before, and LOVED it both times. Here's a small list of the types of things you can expect at a 'Machine Gun Fellatio' concert: - a little Winnie The Pooh strapped on Chit Chat's peenie. A shaved penie at that. Thats all he wears. - a topless girls with tassles on her nipples roller-skating around the stage. - funny lyrics. - free condoms. Each with a little strawberry flavoured sachet of lubrication (it tastes like absolute crap. I didn't try it THAT way(not that there's anything wrong with that(but i'm not)), I just ate it straight from the sachet. for fun. - a solo with a hair clipper buzzer thingy. - band members to crowd surf, and deliberately piss off the security guards. - other cool stuff. As you can see, they are a super-dooper performance. But whats better is that I get to go to their shows for free! I have a connection, so whenever they play in sleepy ol' Adelaide, I get on the guest list. That means I can get there late, and then walk past the hundreds of people in the line and walk right in. Smashing hey? Well, if your still with me, I'll let you go. I'm sure there are many other 'slice of life' posts waiting in your inbox. I'm going to wait for Mum to bring home Indian food...Mmmmm. bye bye. Nathan RR-W ****** I couldn't think of a title for this post, so I'll just put Radiohead lyrics, because I'm listening to 'The Bends'. Song: Bulletproof Lyric: As displayed after 'Subject: Sinister........' at the top of this e-mail. __________________________________________________ Do you Yahoo!? New DSL Internet Access from SBC & Yahoo! http://sbc.yahoo.com +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister@missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo@missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-+ Snipp snapp snut, sa var sagan slut! +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+