Hello, Haikus are quite nice do we need fifty seven of them buggers tho My mother is getting really stressed out about the new house, even though everything is absolutely fine, I think out of paranoia she has formed constingency plans for any mishaps that can happen in the world, including meteor strikes and nuclear attacks. I wish she can just take a rest. I think I'm annoying her tho by being so laid back, but how can I not be when things are going just fine? Well, ok the central heating isn't working properly :-), but that's getting fixed on Monday and it's warm anyway. Mad. She keeps telling me she doesn't know how I can cope when she's gone, but quite frankly probably better than when she is here now. Oh I am such a bad son. Someone talked about Yellow album, yeah I like Coldplay too. I lied, although I do have a soft spot for songs with bollocks grabbin' high pitched falsetto singing. Talking of bollocks grabbin', have anyone seen that program on Channel 4 the other day of these people practicing sexual techniques, and there was this zen type guy teaching these young men to grab their bollocks and sticking their tongue out, not a pretty sight. But if it will give me miraculous technique... I best go now I can't type at the same time as this. Before I go I would just boast about the fact that every pair of paragraphs in this e-mail begin with the same letter, if no one have ever done this before I'm claiming this as a new style of writing called "Haichu". Bags and Red Bulls Ken +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister@missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo@missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+