Mmm...the soft glow of the computer screen fills my eye like little bats. If only my name were Mr. Stich. There hasn't been any talk about haircuts of recent. This is a shame, because calamari is, in fact, octopus. Only toasted with pork and beans. There is nothing quite like watching Joe Don Baker on the television, with a bag of pretzels and six pack of Schlitz beer. That might sound nasty, but it's not half as nasty as 2 big mouthfuls of horseradish. What does that mean? I'll tell you later. Kahlua (-alcohol) + white chocolate + latte = damn tasty. Somebody explained to me the difference between "ms." and "miss" recently. Apparently "miss" is for wee children, but I have never heard a child called "miss" before. Is this common? I have heard Little Miss Muffet though. But she ate curds and apparently weighed a lot. Somebody mentioned gnomes on weed. I think David the gnome was on weed. Or acid. He always saw trolls and psychadelic tye dyed clothes, and rode a fox everywhere. No snow. I would like to see him sawed in half with a pinwheel, and served up as Today's Special. Somebody told me every band should stop making music before they make their Combat Rock. I would like our belles to keep us informed on upcoming titles, so when they do make "combat rock", we'll tell them to cut the crap. I really think belle and sebastian should head into dub. Wouldn't they be much more fun with subtitles? "judy had a dream of horses she never hurt noboody" <imagine with a dub beat and lots of weed> Stuart Murdoch should also wear dreads. Now I'd buy that for a dollar. My imaginary band, Monopole, is hitting some rough times at the moment. If anyone has any suggestions, please help me out a bit. All you Germans are in for a treat. Some schoolmates of mine are playing there in a few weeks. They are in a band called XBXRX, and they really suck. but their shows are fun, and only last 8 minutes. Did anyone watch the state of the union address? He's the leader of the free world! Are you comforted yet? I am reminded of Hitler, talking about the invasion of Austria, calling Jews terrorists. Did anyone else see the similarities? Of course, George is not a vegetarian, or an artist. My spaceship is in my front lawn, on cinder blocks, trying to fix itself right now. But when it is fixed, I'll fly into orbit, and nuke Glasgow. That'll take care of that blasted overpopulation. It's the only way to be sure. -Matt P.S.: My ethics of cyberpunk class was cancelled today. This let to having an entire three hours with nothing to do. So I posted. I'm sorry. _________________________________________________________________ Get your FREE download of MSN Explorer at http://explorer.msn.com/intl.asp. +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister@missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo@missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-+ Snipp snapp snut, sa var sagan slut! +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+