Hello everybody, Bloody hell my head hurts today. That's cos I'm a winner and spend all my evenings dancing with pop stars. I even entered a twist competition last night. A bit like that scene in Pulp Fiction with John and Uma except I didn't win and er, Uma was Mandy. But Mandy was a pop star and had been on top of the pops and had even toured in Spain, which is a particularly good source of Columbia's finest export by all accounts. Does this go some way to explaining the sinister concept we know as "PJMiller"? Well it does for me and speaking of drugs, didn't someone say they thought the Field Mice were a cross between B&S and The Stone Roses? I congratulate this person. They're obviously on drugs and in case you didn't know drugs are big and clever. Especially nurofen, which at this moment I'd say doesn't do much for me. But I have high hopes. Has anyone else noticed Peter Miller's apparently innocent introduction of all things bum into the conversation? His latest being "up the bum sex" which I highly recommend. Not with Miller though. By his own claim he has a whopping chopper and I suspect that wouldn't do the old hemorrhoids any good. Little Tag however... Are any of you soft southern jessies going to the Wild Weekend goings on in London town this weekend? I am and I'm going to have up the bum sex with a London girl too. So there. I'd suggest having a meet up but I'm a really horrible person and I wouldn't want to scare you so maybe not. I'm looking forward to seeing The Thanes most of all. When they played Aberdeen in 1989, Lenny Helsing turned up for the show with some sandwiches his mum had made him. Isn't that sweet. Even Murdoch isn't that much of a sap. But I've got to go and throw up now. Then I'm going to a dead rough pub to buy two giant bars of chocolate for a pound from a local ruffian. I'm going to eat some chips too. Love, peace and kindness to you all, John +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list please mail "sinister@majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo@majordomo.net". For list archives and searching, list rules, FAQ, poor jokes etc, see http://www.majordomo.net/sinister +---+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" +---+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+