I think some of you need to have your flies lowered and your tongue bitten to calm you down a bit. Form an ordererly queue. Speaking of which, I have trouble wearing my bus t-shirt since that Dirk Diggler shot appeared on the body fascism page. Speaking of which, ha ha, Paul got the blame for slagging off Primal Scream! It wasn't Paul, it was me. Of course their new album is fantastic, it's just that slagging it off was the nearest I could get to civil disobedience. It's a great shag album, especially track number two, "Accelerator". Go-Kart Mozart is a great shag album too. And "Drinkin' Um Bongo" is more subversive than "Swastika Eyes". Paul, not only did you get the blame for slagging off Primal Scream, your archive now has the word "swastika" in it. That should clear the glue out of your head. I told you not to use that Pritt Stick as a Vick's Inhaler. Think yourself lucky, Reid Dossinger says his hair's just a load of shit sticking out of his head. Reid, you should change shampoos, mate. No wonder Isobel was frightened that time you tired to lure her into your car with no door handles on the inside. My computer has more viruses than sub-Saharan Africa. I blame you lot for pumping raw sewage into my hard disk. As a result I have over-reacted and got rid of loads of e-mail addresses. So some of you are finally shut of me. Until I look them up again. If my calculations are correct, at this very moment, Oon will be at Hong Kong racetrack, putting her life savings on Duchamp's Fountain in the 4.30. Happy Chinese New Year to those of you of an Far Eastern disposition. Do you know how close I got to the kingfisher the other day? Very close indeed. The fish-obsessed arsehole didn't even realise. Good job I was brought up by Apaches. Good news for 70s WHO fans - the obligatory BBC sessions album is coming out, appropriately enough, on Valentine's Day. Oh shit, what if no one sends me a card....who will I be able to turn to? Peter +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the undead Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister@missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo@missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+