'Nother quickie (but there again, most of the time they are, when I'm involved ;-) ): The as-ever piss funny Ian said:
well, the weekend was a funny one and no mistake. there i was, saturday afternoon, minding my own business as it swam somewhere beneath the surface of a pint of guinness and guess what happens? i get chatted up by a film star.
yeah, i know it sounds glamorous, but he's been following me round all week and its getting a little tedious.
I can *maybe* beat that with the fact that, during a Saint Trinians fancy dress night down the pub last thursday, I shook hands with Christopher Timothy (you know, the one of "All Craetures Great and Small" fame....) whilst dressed as a bird with "SLUT" written on my head in lipstick. And I'm particularly happy to say that he didn't try to stick his hand up my arse once. The merest inkling of those infamous rubber gloves and I'd have been out of there quick smart, I can tell you. Oh well, back to wading through letters from listees much more eloquent than I, lol p xx. -- -----------------------------*||*-------------------------------- "Edgar Malroy said, 'A supermarket trolley that believes in God,' and then burst out laughing. He laughed like this: Ahhhh-ooo Ahhhh-ooo. I told him I wasn't the only one." Bo Fowler - "Scepticism Inc." Pete Ramsdale - Unix Systems Administration, Warburg Dillon Read Phone: 0171 568 3836 -----------------------------*||*-------------------------------- This message contains confidential information and is intended only for the individual named. If you are not the named addressee you should not disseminate, distribute or copy this e-mail. Please notify the sender immediately by e-mail if you have received this e-mail by mistake and delete this e-mail from your system. E-mail transmission cannot be guaranteed to be secure or error-free as information could be intercepted, corrupted, lost, destroyed, arrive late or incomplete, or contain viruses. The sender therefore does not accept liability for any errors or omissions in the contents of this message which arise as a result of e-mail transmission. If verification is required please request a hard-copy version. This message is provided for informational purposes and should not be construed as a solicitation or offer to buy or sell any securities or related financial instruments. +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the reborn Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail "sinister@majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo@majordomo.net". WWW: http://www.majordomo.net/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "jelly-filled danishes" +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+