Hewwo, I did it. I finally did it. I cut off my hair. Well, not me personally, because i would have just made a mess of it, but I paid someone else to do it. It's not long any more. In fact it's quite short. I have illness. I always have illness, this months variety is a slight tendancy to lose consciousness quite randomly. Which is quite embarrassing, so I went to the doctor and said "yo, make me be not ill" so they took blood out of my arm and they're going to test if for all kinds of nasty diseases. And if that doesn't show up, there could be the added bonus of going for brain scans because apparently i've been hit round the head a rather unhealthy amount of times. Feel my joy. But I promised colin that should I have any abnormal growths, I'll save him some. To be honest I'm more worried about not getting into university to be a dentist. Which might not happen if I'm off sick all the time. I got a B in a test you know. That's never happened before. I've got Yuletide and the festive season all planned out already. I'm spending christmas at the good lieutenant's to avoid my family, and possibly new year as well, although the lovely Ian Hatcher is coming up. He's not on sinister anymore. He's sadly missed. I might be obsessive and go and look at his old posts or something. I don't like christmas very much. My favourite time of year is usually halloween, although I didn't like that much either. I never got any monkey nuts, and I seriously contemplated drinking bleach. Except I didn't at all. Imagine how bad it would be to be allergic to ribena. I made my heavy metal friend listen to B&S. She said they all sounded the same. I don't think they do. Am I a doormat? Hugs, Jen Ps: Irrefuatable proof that france is part of britain: http://www.angelfire.com/weird/mmmhowqueer/mapofbritain.jpg +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister@missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo@missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+