Sinister Folk: I just wanted to mention again that the Valentine's Day Massacre registration (oooh errr, sounds official don't it?) ends soon, as in 31 January. If you still want to participate, send me your name, address, whether you want to be a boy or girl, whether you want to send to a boy or girl, and if you want to mail around the world or merely within your own country (if so, you are a CHEEP BASTARD*). Disturbingly, the greatest response has been amongst Australians. I fully expect people from Britian or possibly America, but I'd even settle from some icey Scandanavian country, to put this to rights, or there may well be a violent Austrailian coup on Sinister. I mean, as in twisted black frame glasses, ripped courduroy, and too-tight tees everywhere. I, for one, do not fancy riding about on koalas, drinking Fosters or having being attacked by Great White Sharks.** And I refuse to keep it in my pants, Kangaroo Boys.*** In other news, it has been rumored that I sleep with a copy of Nalda Said under my pillow and next to my stuffed Dalek. This is obvious piffle, as anyone who has ever seen by bedroom would know****. The few hours a night I pass out, I sleep with a copy of "the Complete works Of Byron" under my head and clutching my stuffed Jon Pertwee teddy, complete with frilly shirt, velvet jacket and leather boots. Duh. Jay, know as GayJay, also called l'Autre Jay***** *Being cheep doesn't /necessarily/ make you a bad person, but it does suggest it. **As we know from the popular media, these are the daily Antipodean activities. ***Though I wouldn't mind listening to the Lucksmiths. ****This number, sadly, is low. If you're cute, and a boy, I'll be more than happy to let you help change that. *****I hope this settles some confusion. -- "The Posby falls into a Trance In which it does a little Dance." Edward Gorey _________________________________________________________________ Add photos to your messages with MSN 8. Get 2 months FREE*. http://join.msn.com/?page=features/featuredemail +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister@missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo@missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-+ Snipp snapp snut, sa var sagan slut! +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+