McTiggerty Taggart caused me to have a terrible list nightmare with this statement:
Keith, Bez and I are going for a curry and some bouze tonight. Thought you'd like to know.
In my dream, I had been invited to Tag's house, which was in Fenton Avenue, in Blackfordby, from whence I hail. It was dark when I arrived, and Keith was there and it was really good and we were going to go for a curry and some booze but then I realised I had forgotten my wallet and I was too embarrassed to say anything even though I kenw one of them would have leant me some dosh (probably Keith) so I kept quiet and then we went out and it was getting to be too late so I went to the car to see if I'd left my wallet in my small suitcase (from Herzog by Saul Bellow) but it wasn't there, like I knew all along, the only thing I had was some soul singer or other's greatest hits (i'm sorry, I've forgotten who it was, damn!) and I knew that it wouldn't do as a form of payment so I was really in an embarrassing situation and then I woke up, thank goodness! Sorry about that, but I thought that perhaps Keith and Tag would like to know what they're like in my dreams. Scary, despite their niceness. Beofre I disappear into the night on my trusty steed, a word of congratulations for anyone on the list who was listening to Mudhoney in 1992. Such resilience and loyalty is rare, especially in the world of pop. I think most people deserted them after their first mini-album, Superfuzz Migmuff, in about 1988/1989. I know I did. But I do think it's safe to say that I am twice as adorable now as I was then. And it's all down to Stuart Murdoch's gently evocative songs. I saw something new today - plastic-coated pornographic magazines! Honestly! I also saw some very rude pictures of naughty ladies and even naughtier men on the cover of a video! And all I was looking for was a copy of The European. I'm still in traction. Peter PS: I've seen The Avengers. I found the teddy bears terribly amusing, and I think I spotted a quotation form Andrew Dean. Okay, it's not a very good film, but the good bits are good, and I'm sure the next one will be better if they bother making it. 5/10. We nearly went to see Dr Doolittle out of loyalty to Anne, but our loyalty to Trousers won the day. +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list please mail "sinister@majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo@majordomo.net". For list archives and searching, list rules, FAQ, poor jokes etc, see http://www.majordomo.net/sinister +---+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" +---+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+