I was trying to look up some of the new Aerosmith songs on Napster, because I didn't want to spend more money on CDs. So I looked up Aerosmith and 'Jaded'. But I got the reply that there were no matching files found!! I was confused by this, until I looked up just Aerosmith. I got replies that said 'Jadded', instead of 'Jaded'. And they retitled the album 'Just Press Play' instead of 'Just Push Play'. I find this interesting for some reason. And sad. But more interesting than sad. Anyhow, I learned how to play 'The Model' today. I don't like some of the chords in it, but I really like the song. So I am happy. Today is Wednesday. Tomorrow is Thursday. I have no free time on Thursdays. Thursday is not my favorite day. I have discovered that I really like peach yogurt. Having a cup of peach yogurt makes me excessively happy. I am a really simple-minded being. I have twenty dollars in quarters. That's eighty quarters. So although I have twenty dollars, I can't spend any of it. But having pockets full of heavy coins is surprisingly satisfying. I think I am going to go do my religion homework. I am going to stop procrastinating. Which brings me to the point of my new coffee mug. It's red with a yellow and gray rim, and it says 'What Deadline?' on it. I thought it fit me perfectly. As well as my AIM buddy icon, which says 'Be a Bum'. If you saw my room last term, you'd understand. Now it is clean, only because my parents came in and cleaned it for five hours while I slept. I felt like a spoiled ingrate. But that's ok. And I'm really going to go now and do my homework like a good little girl. Lots of love, an electronic dog, and a ceramic toilet. +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister@missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo@missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+