Iris it's that girl I saw flying over Paris... (see I've just rhymed Iris... YEY!) said...
i honestly don't care where the sinister village is. in actuality tho i am a cold weather stormy snowy type of girl but greece sounds loverly too. <
my only fear is 1200 of us taking classes to learn greek. can you imagine? we'd be a mess most definately.< do Not WorRy you see me and my sweet Zoe C. can be your greek instructors.. we'll use some switches to bring some of
I don't think Greece's the right place for sinister village to be situated... really people... I mean it's so hot here in SuMmeR sometimes - in periods of heat -the thermometre reaches the 40C in the shade I was born and lived here all my life and still can't bare it... really!! I hate hot weather... thinking about it.... it just HiT me... why not having the sinister village built on a huge BoAt? it'd be something like a FloATiNg CitY... So... we can float around the world change countries, places all the time... and the other thing is that we can make a pier and condemn those who misbehave to be thrown off the boat... you know like the pirates were doing... that pier would be useful in other occasions as well... such as weddings, christenings, funerals (brrrr) etc... we'll have no country... no boundaries... but if you still want the village to be situated in Greece and the problem is: the naughty ones to their senses... but... I can assure you we wouldn't enjoy it at all... we'd have to go it for your OwN GoOd ! And then Iris offered to run the TaXi SerVicE... well... I think we need one... and Iris... you've already got a cabbie, ya know... thinking of your speed obsession tho' mmmmmm... I dunno... on further notice... the owner of the sinister's MeLtiNg CaNdY ReCorDiNgS Mr Richard Pushong himself thought that once a year he'd live his luxurious executive office and become the sinister's very own SaNtA ClAuSs yer.. so he said... that if we're naughty we'll only get a lump of coal but if we're good we'll get a supa dupa lollipop... mmmmmmmmm still, he wants volunteers to be his ElVeS and he wants to use my poor miniature of St.Bernard's... my terrié dog Spooky... he said he'd stick 2 twigs on Spoky's ears so that she could be his reindeer... mmmm I don;t know... would that be a traumatic experience for her? I mean, she had survived one shock already after the vet'd given her CatFooD instead of DoGfoOd but anyway... Steve Kado... I don't think you're a "twat"... honestly... and you can be a prince in the sinister village... we're lacking of princes... Alexander Borgia's a prince too... and George Henry is definately a BluE PrInCe they all do other jobs in sinister land as they don't want to take advantage of their PriNcEHooD but that doesn't make them any less of a prince!! Right? So... Steve... get yourself together... there're a lot of things to do here in sinister... and about the question "who's gonna do all the crappy jobs?"... I think we should all do the crappy jobs... We can just leave our occupations for a while and concentrate on dog shite, etc... we can do that in turns... Enough said... I have to leave now and try to figure out that "mafia" thingy... M*A*F*I*A it brings to mind huge pots full of pasta, tomato sauce and MeAt BaLLs which reminds me... I've bought recently "this joke isn't funny anymore" in a 7" Bliss!!! But the b/side "meat is murder" track... mmmmmm I dunno... it's so ... I'm not quiting meat anyway... I don't really like it that much nor eat it often... but... I eat it... So... you know what we need? A VeGaN ReStAurAnT that is going to be named Meet Is MuRdeR - VeGaN DeLiGhtS and ask MoZ to run it... Moz in an apron... MoZ weaving a big stirring SpOOn at me... shouting... " Here Vel see... I've got some new plates... Come in and try..." and I'll say... "later Moz... I have to dash to the Butcher's now" which just reminded me... who's gonna be the ButcHeR? this is really a crappy job... do we have any blood staining lovers in here? I hope so... I wonder... what a twee butcher would look like? God!! Sorry for boring you people... I know, I know I'm going... bye sweeties... Love + vegan kisses Vel XXOOXXX ____________________________________________________________ Do You Yahoo!? Get your free @yahoo.co.uk address at http://mail.yahoo.co.uk or your free @yahoo.ie address at http://mail.yahoo.ie +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the undead Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister@missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo@missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+