Philippe wrote:
I dont know whether oon is a boy or a girl, but I have decided that a Belle&Sebastian fan from FarEast deserves a tape.
Oh, Oon is all girl. Uh-huh. Me and my miss Julia had the pleasure of looking after her on the recent Belle and Sebastian UK tour and I miss her terribly. Oon means 'warm' and it doesn't matter how many o's you put in front of it, it still means 'warm'. Like this "oooooooooooon". That means warm. She carries little bottles of strange medicines about with her, rhino tusk and the like to cure indigestion. She scares easily and has a huge gambling problem, like her mother before her. Talking of Ralph Macchio, I went to sleep last night listening to blues legend Robert Johnston. Next thing I was dreaming I was Ralph Macchio making my way down to the crossroads to sell my soul to the devil. And the devil was there in his big black hat with a strange white goatee beard. I wish I could sell my soul to the song snake. And he goes "Jack Butler's gonna like you" and took me to hell which looked a lot like a seedy bar with loose woman and sluts. Then it just got dirty, sort of like one of those dreams Murdoch has. Why don't people tell us their dirty dreams, I've had a cracker about Linda Bellingham, ask Honey. Speaking of new songs, I have no idea how this "Lord Anthony" song goes at all. I've never heard it! I thought I'd have a stab at the lyrics anyway. Lord Anthony ============ Lord Anthony, your little dog Keeps trying to lick my face It's a disgrace yes a disgrace. Trained dogs should not jump on boys Are you stupid? You're not fit to have a dog Lord Anthony. It's a short song, I think. christopher +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list please mail "sinister@majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo@majordomo.net". For list archives and searching, list rules, FAQ, poor jokes etc, see http://www.majordomo.net/sinister +---+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" +---+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+