Hi, I thought I'd exclusively reveal that the lovely Isobel isn't on tour because she's shacked up with me for a month or two. We're eating tuna pasta bake and spending some quality time together (if you get my drift). Nah, not really. It was omelettes. If I didn't mention it before, I work at Hartlepool Council some of the time, doing something similar to whoever it is works at the Scottish Parliament (sorry - can't remember who). Anyway, I worked the election last night and we now have a monkey for a mayor. For those of you outside of the UK, the mascot of the local football team stood for mayor for a laugh on a manifesto promise of free bananas for every school child. Anyway. He won. Now, you could take this one of two ways. either say "ho ho ho, that'll teach Blair and all his cronies - the half-baked twats that they are", or you could bemoan the state of democracy and the corruption, apathy and failure to deliver anything of any merit in local politics. I'm still not sure which to do, so could someone please tell me what to think. Going away for the weekend tomorrow, if I can somehow get across the country. The trains are on strike but I don't really mind - good luck to them, gotta stand up to those gits. I'll find some way of getting there. Have a good weekend to everyone who's bothered to read this. I recommend alcohol, cigarettes, class A drugs, dodgy sexual encounters and kebabs (veggie burgers for the conscientious among us). I'm off to watch 15 to 1. Is it just me who loves that programme? (yes i know I'm a saddo) Loads of Love and snogs to all the girls and sturdy, firm handshakes to the blokies. waves to all the babies and small animals (shrews, voles, earthworms, etc.), punches in the face to all those dicks who voted BNP in Burnley. Look forward to your posts after the weekend. Dean XXX (ps I'm obviously not advocating class A drugs before I get told off - they'll all make your pelvis turn into gin. And you wouldn't want that kids) __________________________________________________ Do You Yahoo!? Everything you'll ever need on one web page from News and Sport to Email and Music Charts http://uk.my.yahoo.com +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister@missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo@missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-+ Snipp snapp snut, sa var sagan slut! +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+