Hello Lovelies, My heart is full of love today, unlike yesterday when it was full of poo. What is the reason for this turn-around, you cry, as well you might? Well, apart from my orgasmic delight at the return of Thim Hopkins, who feels our pain, and the arrival of another beautiful Gal Costa LP in my letterbox yesterday (not literally, as it would have broken and that would be foolish), it's the knowledge that folks in the UK will soon be able to see the screen debut of Little Stevie Trousse, our very own Ragged Trousered Philanderer, in Roman Polanski's latest blockbuster "Rushmore". Being an international jetsetter, I have already seen this film when I was swanning around across "the pond" and I can assure you that Trousers turns in a woody-giving, knicker-dampening performance of unparalled pathos and beauty in his smart school blazer and "indie-rock" glasses. See it, or never know what lust is. I have to take issue with Steady Mike's notion about men having the upper hand over women in the all-over body hair competition, as I distinctly remember losing a "who's got the hairiest legs?" competition to a female Sinisterine back in the day. Luckily, I've got some Dyke Skeelz now, they're in a rather fetching shade of blue and go beautifully with my spandex trousers. Me and Wumpkinny bought the Guiness Book of Hit Singles for a low, low price the other day, and we've since had more fun than we would from an entire encyclopaedia of pop-up kama sutras. Apparently this is the one with all the mistakes in it, but that just makes it all the more dirty. It's put the spice back into our marriage, I can tell you, and we work ourselves into a sexual frenzy trying to achieve ever higher chart positions. Adding my two cents to the "Isobel: princess of pop or indie Bonnie Langford" debate, my favourite Isobel moment is the bit at the end of the session version of "I could be dreaming" when she forgets her coyness and turns into Oor Wullie. At least I think it's Isobel, it could be Mrs Rab C.Nesbitt. Camille Taglia xxx +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the reborn Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail "sinister@majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo@majordomo.net". WWW: http://www.majordomo.net/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "jelly-filled danishes" +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+