<color><param>0100,0100,0100</param>Hey Gorgeous People Learning to play guitar is not easy. My pursuit to become the white Eric Clapton is proving more difficult than I imagined it would be. However, I've downloaded all the B&S sheet music and my plans for this evening completely revolve around sitting in my room with my guitar getting intensely frustrated because my rendition of "Me and the major" sounds as close to the original as All Saints version of "Under the bridge". If anybody out there could give me some hints on which songs I should try to learn first (in order of simplicity) I would be eternally grateful. Last night my girlfriend enticed me to go see the Bootleg Beatles at the Royal Concert Hall in Glasgow. They were actually surprisingly good (although I'm sure Mcartney wasn't <italic>that</italic> obese!), but the highlight of the night had to be when two drunken slappers decided to stand up and dance, constantly hitting the enormous bald man in front of them. After about an hour he stood up and screamed in the vernacular (during a reasonable version of "I am the walrus"): "Ah've had enough of your fuckin' shite aw night ya daft bitches" at the top of his voice, and had to be restrained from obliterating them physically by about six other blokes. Class. Fights at concerts are always good for shits and giggles. Have fun, but not too much. Young Roddy <nofill> +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the reborn Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail "sinister@majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo@majordomo.net". WWW: http://www.majordomo.net/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+