Do you want to be a Sinister Super Hero? Can you kick ass/arse? Do you look simply stunning in lycra? Do you have an allitervative name? Do you want to join our gang? So far, our crime fighting, ass kicking members are: myself (Madeleine McNeil), Kirsten Kenyon (aka Kirsten Keg Queen), John Jennings (aka JPFine), Laura Llew (aka The Millkmaid) and Stacey Shackford (aka Dahling). We assume undercover jobs, such as journalist, student, book seller. We mingle among the ordinary folk. We watch them as they commit crimes, misdemeanors or random acts of kindness (the latter is rarer than we would like, and is always rewarded with a snog and a quick flash). And we wait. We sit by the red intercom, smoking fags and drinking gin, until we hear the crackle, then the dulcet tones of Boss Mummy Honey. She is the Charlie to our Angels, the Arthur to our Batman and Robin, the M to our Bond, the Mrs McClusky to our Zammo, the Holly to our Rimmer. And so on and so on. So, wanna join our gang? If you aren't as alliterative and special as us, never fear. We are watching, and we will kick ass on your behalf. Just call (and promise gin, cigarettes, CDs, hard cash, t shirts and Luncheon Vouchers) and we'll be there, to right the wrongs. Love Madeleine McNeil _________________________________________________________________ Get your FREE download of MSN Explorer at http://explorer.msn.com/intl.asp +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister@missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo@missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+