As Valentines Day is officially over, an ours is winding to a close, we wonder if we truly have something to say, but really does anyone have anything to say? I do, want to thank Ian for his incredibly poetic post entitled "Maybe Y2K will bring the rain." He captures through a keen story telling sense why we all love music, because it comes so close to home and shows us that it is fundamentally important to see and experience life through the eyes of others. (now that I am feeling appropriately ridiculous, here is Leyla--who bought me a flower for Valentines by the way) Leyla: Sarah wrote me a lovely card, with a picture of my boyfriend..er, Neil Codling in it..hehe. Yeah, right. Also, I got some lovey dovey chocholates... Today, alone..I think I've gained 20 pounds. dear me. Who voted for for list crush? come on, Come out of the closet..(hehe) Im sorry, don't be offended...just a joke...don't remove your vote..can't we just Snogg and makeup? Sarah is putting sticky candy on my desk..and I might just have to beat her up now....cept...I luv her. So I cant. Awwwwwwwwww..... fuck off! Sarah: OK, I just have to comment about those valentine's heart message candy, oh, so cute, but ick...they taste awful! Leyla was sweet enough to give me a lovely yellow candy heart with YOU ROCK printed on it and I tried to uphold to rules of etiquette but I'm sorry, I had to spit that out! It tasted terrible and all the sugary-ness can't make up for the indescribable flavor (Leyla says it tastes like cock, but I'm not so sure!) Leyla: EM OKAY!! I did not say it tasted like "Cock" I said it tasted like "CACK!" gawd! Sarah is a pervert. honest. I just needed to do that disclamer so all list perverts wouldn't start harassing me for a blow job or something. I Imagine...all the biscuit nibbling weirdo's of sinister dropping their trousers for a good wank to this post, you're dirty, dirty librarians you are! Aren't you lot getting tired of our step by step play back of our lives yet? Its like..this morning i woke up..took a piss...had some cereal...then scratched my bum. Don't think you care, but neither do I! Yeh. Got some photo's of Sarah and I developed today... Sarah looks like a total rockstar in every photo..and as usual..I look like a total crack whore...not even a proper crack whore...a poseur of a crack whore...sigh. Sarah is listening to the Stone Roses...and getting rather excited.. I will let her write a bit more before she starts arse dancing. Sarah: I have a great deal of problems with what Leyla (the crack whore) just said: 1) She does NOT look like a crack whore! and I am a far cry from a rockstar 2) I like the old Stone Roses, Ian Brown has the voice of an angel and writes lovely lyrics about sweetness and love, so Piss Off! 3) Arse Dancing!!?? What is this in reference to? I am offended no matter what she means by that... OK, for the record, Leyla did not say that the candy tasted like cock, she made a sound like cack, and I misinterpreted! Leyla: I like Ian Brown as well, but I wouldn't compare him to an angel. He has the voice of a angel and a convict perhaps? hm. Anyway, good stuff nonetheless. Arse dancing, you know...Its those girls who navigate themselves around the dancefloor by their arses. Like the whole focal point of the dance is the arse, not the music, not your feet...hey..you could just stand still..but heavens, dont stop moving your arse! Hate those girls... but sarah isn't one of them...she does the King Monkey dance... no, im lying..she doesn't..I wish i could be mean, after that whole "cock" thing... but i guess I should just forgive her...but im sure i will leave her sticky candy in her handbag or something.. Sarah: OK, now that the whole cock fiasco is over, those pictures we took really came out quite nice if I do say so myself. Leyla is a photographer in case you didn't know. I got her the B&S badge with 3..6..9..seconds of light and the camera on it...nice! We took pictures at a playground and speaking of king Monkey, I got a photo of Leyla on the monkey bars, which she is too tall for, so it made a humorous pose..the child who has outgrown her toys...I wanted to get her sitting on one of those metal spring animals that you flail around on, but unfortunately, this playground was lacking in the finer points of children's play equipment. Leyla has a webpage which we will be posting these pictures on if anyone is interested, I bet you she won't let you have the address though...being so coy and all... Leyla: Yes. There is nothing like laughing at images of a 6ft tall silly looking moppy haired girl flailing about on monkey bars to get you going. Hey, It may even be an ego booster: "Wow, at least I don't look as idiotic as that girl does..." If i can just brighten the life of one person... my job is done! :) Yes, maybe I will put pictures on the page, maybe not. It all depends on the levels of alcohol I consume, the chocolate I am sent... and if I can be arsed. (listening to supergrass, where is my pogo stick??) Great, Sarah is now making fun of my spelling..Well, i guess I will just run off..listen to Morrissey...go to the bathtub..and slit my wrists. Goodbye cruel world... *sigh* No. Seriously though. Its now 3am. im tired. I have school. I would hereby like to disclaim everything I have written tonight... I blame the chocolates..sarah's constant harassment.. and er, robbie williams...(you can blame anything on him, shit). TA! good night! AND I SAID CACK! love and other sediments... leyla modpopstar@yahoo.com Sarah: I am not a harrasser! I am really rather nice! I want to thank Leyla for being my Valentine! So there! sweetness, I was only joking when I said.... Oh, yes Big Mouth strikes again.... I do have to work in 5 hours, good thing I never sleep. but I am being a bad influence on the impressionable youth of Leyla...so goodnight as well. Cheers, Sarah sarahduston@yahoo.com PS. thanks for the crush vote, nice Valentines day present it was...better than Chocolate (and not that wretched indie film by the way)--sarah __________________________________________________ Do You Yahoo!? Talk to your friends online with Yahoo! Messenger. http://im.yahoo.com +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the undead Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister@missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo@missprint.org. 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