I wish Big Stu had thought to install a Roddcam on top of his rucksack. Thank you Rachel for zipping up the flies in my Trousers knowledge the other day. I looked him up on the Guardian website: here's the URL if anyone else wants a look, but I warn you, it's not the four-page pull-out I was hoping for: http://www.newsunlimited.co.uk/uk_news/story/0,3604,70969,00.html If the number at the end turns out to be wrong, just pretend you're trying to nick someone's bike and try all the possible combinations. I noticed that the story mentioned something about Internet voting. How about rigging it to make The WHO's 70s classic "Postcard" best song lyric ever? "There's loads of frankfurters/ and people that hurt us/ in Germany". Or how about the unforgettable "He's gay, he's bent, his arse is up for rent!" by Jacques Brel? We could always swing it for B&S to win, just to prove that the Brits victory was no fluke. I've been practising looking at the sun today. I haven't bloody well gone blind. But just in case, I'm going to look at the eclipse through the picture of an eclipse on the cover of the booklet from "Zeit" by Tangerine Dream, the band the expression "boundaries of totality" was made for. I wish someone would write in to the list asking about good clubs in Spain. Because it means brothels. I saw a film called "Sue" the other day. It was about a woman who only communicates through sex. Not as funny as it sounds though, quite anguish-inducing in fact. I mention it in order to make a witty observation about lurkers, but I can't think of one. Perhaps we could have a competition. It had the Bass beer logo in it, like Ulysses and The Bar at the Folies Bergères. I know that because I'm from near Burton-on-Trent, and a smartarse. Why do young 'uns today say "my parents' place" instead of "home"? Has the traditional family unit disintegrated even further, or are they just trying to be big and clever? Eh? EH? Hmmm. Bagpuss, eh? I watched Scooby Doo in Basque today. I consider that to be the height of sophistication. Didn't understand a bleedin' word though. I like Baldy Man best. So does Oon. Is it that late already? Sister Disco +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the reborn Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail "sinister@majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo@majordomo.net". WWW: http://www.majordomo.net/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "jelly-filled danishes" +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+