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I'm sorry, Sinister. I haven't been keeping up. I write this behind the times. What did happen to that Sinister mail anyway? Well, time got away. Then I did. Only for a short while, mind. Like the Beach Boys. That could be construed as an imperative. That could be how it's intended. Not all of it, though. Kevan forfend. It has been said that RJG is the new me. I'm confused. Am I now the old me? And at such a young age, too. Of course it's all an elaborate hoax. Whoever heard of a Dutchman who didn't dance? He knew I was going to say that. Well of COURSE he did. The other week I saw an exhibition of photography. Some of it was bad, it has to be said. The captions were wrong, for a start. One stood out, however. While Rocheteau and Carlos were falling over each other, Platini casually strolled by, sidled away, and levelled. I thought of only one thing, naturally. Jen said: smiling fools And I thought of 1491 things, naturally. Carsmile Steve reported beautifully and succinctly. He must have heard that Miller was back. PETER FALK NEWS The man is on borrowed time now; he's 4 years overdue. Archel talked about toast. She should probably go here: http://www.missprint.org/toast/ PF: A gal said that she was playing 'Eighties Fan' on G-D-C only. Let me record not only my approval but that I have pre-empted this plan by writing Frank O'Hara's 'In Memory Of My Feelings' with only 50 words. They say less is more. Which could seem to make no sense. Less could just be cheating. Play the Bm. But then again. Why? Richard: It's because 'they can't get the wrappers off'. Something landed on a pub table I happened to be sitting at last week. It said exciting things like 'Lloyd Cole', 'The Lucksmiths', 'Camera Obscura', 'Go-Betweens' on it. This was exciting. I thought that this was a moment to remember. I may even have said so. So I am. Remembering. I hope I don't forget to go. It has dancing. Another thing I told myself not to forget were eyes. A blushing groom. 'Don't forget this', I said. The most wonderful thing I've seen in a while. Extraordinary. Really. I'm going to remember this one. Buying too much drink; being overcharged; sudden influxes of friends; a tiara to die for; a speech you wish you could make; Pop quizzes; sausage suppers. It happens all the time. I hope it keeps happening. YOU WERE JUST HOPING TO MEET SOMEONE NEW/SOMEONE NEWER THAN YOU Wow! I just remembered. I heard 'Marx and Engels' on Sunday. It's terrific. I just thought I'd say. Gordon offered: Elliptical breast juggling, Ken: get a grip on that! Yes, just try it. Recently I received a tape of Scott Walker, one of the Walker Brothers. Who, of course, weren't brothers at all. Unlike the Pointer Sisters. They were SISTERS. Soon I might even get an ENO tape. But what do I have to offer in return? Only gratitude, perhaps. Which almost brings us back to F.O'H. Who said: There's nothing more beautiful than knowing something is going to be over Sometimes it seems like there is nothing more exciting than knowing something is about to begin. Lately, buses have been smelling of tomato soup. I'd prefer chicken. Alasdair xx _________________________________________________________________ Get your FREE download of MSN Explorer at http://explorer.msn.com/intl.asp +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister@missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo@missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+
if you like sense. skip it. I was in the central station in glasgow on friday. in a queue. and I saw howard marks. walking by. I wasn't star-struck. how could I be? had he been accompanied by marty ingels. I might have. smiled. my parents saw john virgo in ikea in nottingham. that would have made me smile. or laugh. you really find out who your friends are when you get an unauthorised haircut. imminent relocation. I'm excited. despite the inevitable dancing. and the slightest risk of someone trying to. persuade me to dance. I'm looking forward to the national pop league. one. it's at a social club. back to a place of useful learning. I was looking forward to it. but now it's here. I can't look forward to it. is 'learning from las vegas' an obvious choice? it seems to be. alasdair: you eat too many chocolate biscuits? mandee may: darn. I forgot. shout out? homeslice? aw. I hate being forgetful. grampian picnic? I like picnics. INSANE IN THE BRAIN [but just the once] a toadie291@home.com said something about 'scary movie 2' rather than 'osmosis jones'? I remember going to see 'dick tracy' in nineteen ninety. I was nine. or ten. about half an hour into the film an elderly lady turned around from the row in front of us with: 'this isn't 'pretty woman', is it?'. and it wasn't. I remember that. but it never happened. not to me. I don't think I saw 'dick tracy' at a cinema. I think my parents took my brother to see it. and I was elsewhere. and they told me of this elderly woman. I was nine. or ten. I think I just let it rest in my memory with things that actually DID happen when I was there. I asked my parents about it. my dad said it was 'dick tracy', I wasn't there, the elderly woman, 'pretty woman'. my mum said we were wrong. and that it was 'the rocketeer' we had been to see. and I WAS there. and it was in preston. my dad and I disagreed with her recollection. I don't care though. it would still be funny if an elderly lady walked into 'the rocketeer' and watched thirty minutes of it before she realised it wasn't 'pretty woman'. alan wolf arkin was in 'the rocketeer'. alan wolf arkin was in 'wait until dark'. I like the theme song from that. not as much as I like other ones. from that album. or other songs. or other themes. but it's good. michael j. pollard was in 'dick tracy'. I like him. is he dead? does he remind me of peter falk? michael j. pollard was in 'hannibal brooks'. that is almost my favourite film. almost. anyhow: it's a winner. also in 'dick tracy'. a calumn shearer favourite: mandy patinkin. when's the album out? also in 'dick tracy'. a universal favourite [no?]: dick van dyke. marlon wayans is in this 'scary movie 2' one. I don't doubt that it must be indescribably awful. can someone describe how awful? I doubt it. I don't not doubt it. he [the marlon wayans] was in that 'requiem for a dream'. that was awful. and I can describe how awful. sometimes. jennifer connelly was in it too. yeah. it was bad. she was also in 'labyrinth'. obviously. well, she was in 'the rocketeer'. too. yer: back to marlon wayans. I don't like him. he was in the 'the wayans bros.' t.v. show that I've never seen. some of the episodes were directed by scott baio. he was bugsy malone in 'bugsy malone'. and he was in 'diagnosis murder' too. on the telly. with dick van dyke. and barry van dyke. and, sometimes, shane van dyke. three generations of van dykes. wow. I wonder if I'm related to them in any way. probably. ______________________ why did I bother? tell me. I enjoyed a wedding reception recently. I've never been to a wedding. ANC calculated he had [now] reached that paragon of personal life event attendances: four weddings and a funeral. I did some calculations of my own and got an inverted result. is it simply indicative of my life? well. I'd rather be inverted than perverted. wouldn't I? maybe I need a new calculator. the reception was lovely and fun. the bride and groom were, understandably, very busy being the bride and groom. but not too busy to greet and chat and generally be lovely. there were lots of nice people there. I was invited to dance at one point. but there was no pressure. at all. I was a bit silly by the end of the night and said 'oh well'. but then laughed almost more than ever before. and about catherine the great and nick cave and nick drake and sir francis drake and terry hall and hall and oates and quakers oats. oh. and horses and lady godiva. I think. I'm not sure why I didn't laugh about jerry hall. on reflection. or jerry lewis. or dean martin. for that matter. or frank sinatra. or love. and marriage. or the buckingham fountain. or a midwestern picnic. why do I do it? ANC makes me think of the african national congress. maybe it's his accent. I read 'quote from a friend' as 'quote from a fiend'. recently. then I was sure there was a mistake. I don't know why I bother. really I don't. there could be good times on the way, richard. ____________________________________________________________ Do You Yahoo!? Get your free @yahoo.co.uk address at http://mail.yahoo.co.uk or your free @yahoo.ie address at http://mail.yahoo.ie +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister@missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo@missprint.org. 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Alasdair Cook -
Richard Gillanders