Hewwo, I like Button Moon. It's all Jules' fault, don't ask me why. Ian said: "Blah blah blah...RAINBOW BRITE...blah blah blah..." See how I pick out the BEST words. Because Rainbow Brite is indeed wonderful and fabby and ace and grate. I'm a little bit bouncy because I've drank altogether too much Ribena...I'm an addict. I have my prelims all last week, and this and the week after this. But my Chemistry prelim was ace, because the class before us did it a week earlier, and the teacher (who is a jammy mad professor) left all the answers and working and stuff to the last questions (which was worth a lot of marks) on the board. But I only had time to giggle about this once I noticed, which was after I'd already done the test. BUT, I started giggling, and he saw his mistake, so he moved the board up. To the revision he'd done with us last period. So it was a really good test, I hope the real Standard Grade has as dopey a jammy mad professor. In my music exam today they played Belle and Sebastian for one of the questions. Well, actually, they played Boyzone, but I sat and pretended it was B&S, so maybe that counts. It's my friend Debs' 15th birthday tomorrow. I thought about making her a little book of all the memorable things she's said to me ("Don't worry, Jimmy, I'm sure he doesn't hate you as much as I do", or "You're a Jew. I just said that, because I want to become a Nazi, and start the next holocaust, just to make sure you're in it"). People in school call me Jimmy. I don't know why. Instead though, I made her a Barbie Doll of herself. She's blonde and perfect, so I didn't have much trouble. But she's also a Dominatrix, so I had a fake leather handbag (Not real leather, cause that's bad) which burst on me, so I cut it up and made it into a Barbie sized leather catsuit, complete with whip, which took me ages, cause it was really really fiddly, and I superglued my hand to the Barbie's thigh for ages, before I could get it off. But it's done now and it looks magnificent. I had such a good day, because I went into school really really happy on Ribena, you've got no idea what that stuff does to me. It's the best drink in the world, it tastes ace. I was cheeky to a hard kid, you should've seen me. It went like this: Hard Kid: Yer f*****ing ripped, yer a f***ing freak, etc Jenowl (Blinks): Oh, ok. Hard Kid: Yev goat a serious attitude problem, hen Jenowl: So have you. And I'm not a hen Hard Kid: F*** f**** f**** (repeat ad lib) Jenowl: You're kind of fat Hard Kid: Rah rah rah *Jenowl walks off, and waves her hand in the air in a very debonair way, like the guy in Cruel Intentions when the parkie says his car's in the wrong place, before he turns all good, and then dies and stuff* That was it. I was very shocked at myself. But PMT made me do it. It turns me into a cool cat. I think that me spending the rest of the day cowering in the library was well worth it, to see all her chins drop and wobble. Hee hee. Now I'm worried I'm turning into a Hard Kid, if I was mean to one. The Young Ones is such a fabby grate tv programme, it was on some fancy cable channel the other night, when I was at someone else's house. I was once getting of with someone and that was on on mute in the background, and all it was was Rick Mayall battering everyone with a baseball bat and smashing up chairs and things, and I burst out laughing in the middle of it and everything. Boy was that person not anxious to ever see me again. I don't see what's wrong with swearing, but I still hardly ever do it. Lots of love, Jen +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the undead Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister@missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo@missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "peculiarly deranged fanbase" "frighteningly named +-+ +-+ Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+